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[Notorious]

You are one of these people who think they are fit, and that all girls will like them and only want to get laid aren't you? and you dont care about a girls feelings and would just use them?

I saw this, wasn't sure it was directed to me because of how stupid it was, and then realized it was about me when you quoted it yourself and told me to respond. You wanted to feel special by me responding, and know you can know how it feels. Well, first off, I am fit. All girls will like me. I only want to get laid. I don't care about a girl's feelings. I would use them.

But on a real tip, I could care less about what a girl says about me. I've been told numerous times that I was 'fit', as you Brits say. Not to sound mean, but I'm not into serious relationships. Take what I typed how you want. If someone's dense enough to believe in love, then of course someone's feeling will get hurt. Girls look at intercourse as emotional, but the truth is, it's all physical. Real talk.

[Mit]

Not much rap/hip hop is aimed at girls, more RnB... I like west coast better than east

[TealArms]

I saw this, wasn't sure it was directed to me because of how stupid it was, and then realized it was about me when you quoted it yourself and told me to respond. You wanted to feel special by me responding, and know you can know how it feels. Well, first off, I am fit. All girls will like me. I only want to get laid. I don't care about a girl's feelings. I would use them.

But on a real tip, I could care less about what a girl says about me. I've been told numerous times that I was 'fit', as you Brits say. Not to sound mean, but I'm not into serious relationships. Take what I typed how you want. If someone's dense enough to believe in love, then of course someone's feeling will get hurt. Girls look at intercourse as emotional, but the truth is, it's all physical. Real talk.

It was directed at you sorry for the cunfuzzal, but thank you for answering that

[Habbox-Gal]

Chorus: Dido
My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I..
got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window..
and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'd all be gray,
but your picture on my wall
It reminds me, that it's not so bad,
it's not so bad..

1st Chorus: volume gradually grows over raindrop background
2nd Chorus: full volume with beat right after "thunder" noise

[Eminem as 'Stan']
Dear Slim, I wrote but you still ain't callin
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got him
There probably was a problem at the post office or something
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot him
but anyways; **** it, what's been up? Man how's your daughter?
My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm bout to be a father
If I have a daughter, guess what I'ma call her?
I'ma name her Bonnie
I read about your Uncle Ronnie too I'm sorry
I had a friend kill himself over some ***** who didn't want him
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the underground **** that you did with Skam
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man
I like the **** you did with Ruckus too, that **** was phat
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back,
just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
This is Stan

{Chorus: Dido

[Eminem as 'Stan']
Dear Slim, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad - I just think it's ****ED UP you don't answer fans
If you didn't wanna talk to me outside your concert
you didn't have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for Matthew
That's my little brother man, he's only six years old
We waited in the blistering cold for you,
four hours and you just said, "No."
That's pretty ****ty man - you're like his ****ing idol
He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do
I ain't that mad though, I just don't like being lied to
Remember when we met in Denver - you said if I'd write you
you would write back - see I'm just like you in a way
I never knew my father neither;
he used to always cheat on my mom and beat her
I can relate to what you're saying in your songs
so when I have a ****ty day, I drift away and put 'em on
cause I don't really got **** else so that **** helps when I'm depressed
I even got a tattoo of your name across the chest
Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds
It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me
See everything you say is real, and I respect you cause you tell it
My girlfriend's jealous cause I talk about you 24/7
But she don't know you like I know you Slim, no one does
She don't know what it was like for people like us growin up
You gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
Sincerely yours, Stan -- P.S.
We should be together too

{Chorus: Dido

[Eminem as 'Stan']
Dear Mister-I'm-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Write-My-Fans,
this'll be the last package I ever send your ***
It's been six months and still no word - I don't deserve it?
I know you got my last two letters;
I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect
So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you hear it
I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway
Hey Slim, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to drive?
You know the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night"
about that guy who coulda saved that other guy from drowning
but didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a show he found him?
That's kinda how this is, you coulda rescued me from drowning
Now it's too late - I'm on a 1000 downers now, I'm drowsy
and all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call
I hope you know I ripped ALL of your pictures off the wall
I love you Slim, we coulda been together, think about it
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you SCREAM about it
I hope your conscience EATS AT YOU and you can't BREATHE without me
See Slim; {*screaming*
Shut up *****! I'm trying to talk!
Hey Slim, that's my girlfriend screamin in the trunk
but I didn't slit her throat, I just tied her up, see I ain't like you
cause if she suffocates she'll suffer more, and then she'll die too
Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now
Oh ****, I forgot, how am I supposed to send this **** out?

{Chorus: Dido

[Eminem]
Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner but I just been busy
You said your girlfriend's pregnant now, how far along is she?
Look, I'm really flattered you would call your daughter that
and here's an autograph for your brother,
I wrote it on the Starter cap
I'm sorry I didn't see you at the show, I musta missed you
Don't think I did that **** intentionally just to diss you
But what's this **** you said about you like to cut your wrists too?
I say that **** just clowning dog,
c'mon - how ****ed up is you?
You got some issues Stan, I think you need some counseling
to help your *** from bouncing off the walls when you get down some
And what's this **** about us meant to be together?
That type of ****'ll make me not want us to meet each other
I really think you and your girlfriend need each other
or maybe you just need to treat her better
I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time
before you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be doin just fine
if you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you but Stan
why are you so mad? Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan
I just don't want you to do some crazy ****
I seen this one **** on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick
Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge
and had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was pregnant with his kid
and in the car they found a tape, but they didn't say who it was to
Come to think about, his name was.. it was you
Damn!

Lol

[MasterOfPuppets]

I saw this, wasn't sure it was directed to me because of how stupid it was, and then realized it was about me when you quoted it yourself and told me to respond. You wanted to feel special by me responding, and know you can know how it feels. Well, first off, I am fit. All girls will like me. I only want to get laid. I don't care about a girl's feelings. I would use them.

But on a real tip, I could care less about what a girl says about me. I've been told numerous times that I was 'fit', as you Brits say. Not to sound mean, but I'm not into serious relationships. Take what I typed how you want. If someone's dense enough to believe in love, then of course someone's feeling will get hurt. Girls look at intercourse as emotional, but the truth is, it's all physical. Real talk.

You're probably young. You have a lot to learn in the terms of life :rolleyes: .
Also if you did stick with that for your life you're a moron. What real stud would flat out announce all of that, yeah you'll get all the ladies now.. great job :eusa_clap :rolleyes: .

[bobbles]

rap music is nothing but talking about slapping ho's and taking drugs,every so often a rapper talks about something actually important to them or interesting to people,and that rapper gets recognition.
I used to be into rap music,but now it just annoys me

[Notorious]

You're probably young. You have a lot to learn in the terms of life :rolleyes: .
Also if you did stick with that for your life you're a moron. What real stud would flat out announce all of that, yeah you'll get all the ladies now.. great job :eusa_clap :rolleyes: .

Did you not realize that the first paragraph was sarcasm, aside from the first two sentences? The second paragraph was nothing but the truth. I hope you're not p-whipped by a girl at the moment. I'm not trying to come across as a male chauvinist, but this is how it goes. Most guys don't care. This is what sets both genders apart. Emotions.

[MasterOfPuppets]

Did you not realize that the first paragraph was sarcasm, aside from the first two sentences? The second paragraph was nothing but the truth. I hope you're not p-whipped by a girl at the moment. I'm not trying to come across as a male chauvinist, but this is how it goes. Most guys don't care. This is what sets both genders apart. Emotions.

I think the word in bold is a little too broad.. Emotions set people apart.
Plus there were a couple of things I was more or less aiming at in the second paragraph anyway.

I've been told numerous times that I was 'fit', as you Brits say. Not to sound mean, but I'm not into serious relationships.

You're oh so modest.:rolleyes: How's that for sarcasm.
I don't know about your great use of sarcasm, by the looks of things it pretty much backfired because of your second paragraph just repeating the first just in a more subtle way. So basically they both have the same vibe that you're a freakin' moron about them.

Well, first off, I am fit.

I've been told numerous times that I was 'fit', as you Brits say.

Basically the same thing said, although in defense you could say that you didn't think of yourself as "fit" but seeing as "numerous" times you have been told it, I think you'd get the picture.

I only want to get laid.

, but I'm not into serious relationships.

I'd have to say that these give off the exact same vibe

I also sense the same thing joining this quote onto it.

Girls look at intercourse as emotional, but the truth is, it's all physical. Real talk.

They both sound as if you only want intercourse. I mean what else would you want if you're not into serious relationship and disregard the person's feelings.

Another quote to back it up from the first paragraph.

I don't care about a girl's feelings. I would use them.

I think by stating the same thing in the first paragraph and making a soft version for the next paragraph, then stating half as sarcasm completely backfires.

[Notorious]

I think the word in bold is a little too broad.. Emotions set people apart.
Plus there were a couple of things I was more or less aiming at in the second paragraph anyway.

True, but it applies to mostly women and gay guys.

You're oh so modest. How's that for sarcasm.
I don't know about your great use of sarcasm, by the looks of things it pretty much backfired because of your second paragraph just repeating the first just in a more subtle way. So basically they both have the same vibe that you're a freakin' moron about them.

How is it the same vibe? I responded EXACTLY to what TealArms accused me of being and thinking. The second paragraph wasn't even put in a subtle way. It was comprised of SERIOUS responses to her accusations. Let me lay it down for you, since you're not bright enough to get it:

TealArms (in underline) Notorious (in bold)

You are one of these people who think they are fit Well, first off, I am fit
all girls will like them All girls will like me.
only want to get laid aren't you? I only want to get laid.
you dont care about a girls feelings I don't care about a girl's feelings.
would just use them? I would use them.

As you can see, it was actually set in a non-serious tone.

Basically the same thing said, although in defense you could say that you didn't think of yourself as "fit" but seeing as "numerous" times you have been told it, I think you'd get the picture.

But it's NOT the same thing. Just because girls said I am attractive doesn't mean that I personally think so. Everyone has their own opinions. I doubt most preppy white girls think I'm good looking.


I'd have to say that these give off the exact same vibe
I also sense the same thing joining this quote onto it.
They both sound as if you only want intercourse. I mean what else would you want if you're not into serious relationship and disregard the person's feelings.

What if I want a friend or someone to talk to without having to be an official couple? Since when does not having a serious relationship imply intercourse only? I'd say that sexual intercourse is a very serious and important part of a relationship. However, I still stand by my statement that it's physical, not emotional.

Another quote to back it up from the first paragraph.
I think by stating the same thing in the first paragraph and making a soft version for the next paragraph, then stating half as sarcasm completely backfires.

Not at all. It was all real talk. I know there are those few simps that do care about a girl's feelings and would do anything for them. Most girls these days don't even seem to want to be treated right. It's sad, but it's true. Not to say I wouldn't want to be in a serious relationship, don't get me wrong. I'd like to settle down and get married one day. Right now, that's not on my mind. Get what I'm saying?

(How do we get to this subject?)

[MasterOfPuppets]

Here is an edit for your original post to save confusion that you contradicted a first paragraph of sarcasm with the second:

"I saw this, wasn't sure it was directed to me because of how stupid it was, and then realized it was about me when you quoted it yourself and told me to respond. You wanted to feel special by me responding, and know you can know how it feels. Well, first off, I am fit. All girls will like me. I only want to get laid. I don't care about a girl's feelings. I would use them.

But on a serious tone, girls have told me I'm attractive although I personally do not agree with them. I doubt most preppy white girls think I'm good looking though. Not to be mean, but I'm not into serious relationships and that may sound like I'm such a stud that goes through a million relationships with the opposite *** including intercourse and I don't take them seriously, it just means nothing escalating above a friend. Take what I typed how you want. If someone's dense enough to believe in love, then of course someone's feeling will get hurt. Girls look at intercourse as emotional, but the truth is, it's all physical. Real talk."

There you have it.
Looks as if you need to spend a little time expanding on what you're saying so people can get the full idea. This is a forum on the internet, okay?
You can't really say I'm not bright when you're the one expecting everyone to get EVERYTHING you say on a forum without the use of body language or even just the tones in speech.
Emoticons help ;].