omg so scarey for football

[Kasabian]

Wow. A ball hit the back of my leg when it was cold and the middle of the winter at 7:35am in the morning. That stung..

I've been close to nailed in the face.. Man UTD game, Ball comes into the stand and i was standing up so i ducked and it pelted the man behind me in the "testies!"!

Lol

[Jordan3]

LOL I CAN KICK THE BALL AT 199192773MKPH IT GOES ZOOM.

[Colourful™]

Actually when I got hit in the face by the ball and knocked me flying it didn't hurt. But when the old gran over the road from me hit with with her zimmer frame it hurt...all because I beat her in bingo.

[Faye]

LOL I CAN KICK THE BALL AT 199192773MKPH IT GOES ZOOM.

lol id like to see you try
anyway why do we need to know this :s

[Kasabian]

But when the old gran over the road from me hit with with her zimmer frame it hurt...all because I beat her in bingo.

She lives down the road dear, Take a left at the bingo all and number 11a. =]

I won a garlic bread and a fairy cake at the bingo, Or was the fairy cake from the picnic table.. Ahh well same time next week?

[Colourful™]

Oooh yes, the bingo caller has retired so we're having Fred Dimbleby back! The most I ever won was a pina colada and a tank. This weeks prize is a gran in a wheelchair, a poster of god, a cook's hat and a few pokemon cards. 6:00 next Wednesday dear ;]

[Jasmin]

God dammit, your bingo is so generous, Last week i got ;
A sponge
a spoonfool of peas
and the privelidge of bathing my granpa.

[Colourful™]

Lol. Some weeks we only get a packet of crips though. Easter Eggs next week.

[Jasmin]

Barbie and thomas the tank engine ones?
if their not then they suck.

[jacobmadman]

Stand there...its your job as defender to chuck yaself at the ball ;]

did i even want to defend? NO im a mid in the football squad.
i suck in defense:S
the keeper put me there