Err, help me please.

[Revis]

I'll make emergency stockpiles

[NekkLe]

Woo! I've got todays so i'll chip in.

[Revis]

Does anyone remember Dannii, 18, from Coventry?
My bro met her... *envious*

[Adam$]

Explode it

Erm, don't explode things inside. I tried it, and burnt my hand. x)

[louder]

Drop somthing heavy on it.. Lol.

[Seacat]

its hardly going to kill you to simply pick it up and throw it outside or something

[Ostinato]

its hardly going to kill you to simply pick it up and throw it outside or something

Lol yeh. The poor thing will be more scared of you than you are of it... considering your thousands of times bigger than it! :'p

[Herman]

Lol yeh. The poor thing will be more scared of you than you are of it... considering your thousands of times bigger than it! :'p

Yeah, exactly. Just let it walk over a book or something and put it outside. No need to harm such a creature.

[i love sausage!]

pour petrol all around your garage and then set it alight, spider will probs die.

[Ostinato]

pour petrol all around your garage and then set it alight, spider will probs die.

rofl. GOOD PLAN!!

Why don't you just put a glass over it quickly, then move it gradually over onto a peice of paper or something, then hold it tight and go let it outside? :]