What really ****es me off.

[Moose]

Oh, i love jehoves wittness's i tend to be kinda evil to them. One thing ive always wanted to do, but never achived, is to get someone to dress up as jesus, so as when they come to the door and ask "have you found jesus"
I can simply say " Yes? Jesus Get down here!"
To which someone dressed as jesus can come down, asking what the **** i want.

The reactions you could get "/

Ive also outrambled them, My aithest sails pitch beet there crapy religion plea! HA, They not longer show up anymore

Haha, that was hilarious, I'll do it next week.

[Flap]

We have them all the time, The bad thing is when you try and say goodbye they carry on and you feel bad shutting the door on them