Quote your SmarterChild Conversations

[Matt.]

Mãtt¥ = says:
Hi
- SmarterChild - says:
[ Zone Labs Security alert: Session not encrypted because smarterchild********.com is not protected by IM Security ]
- SmarterChild - says:
Hi. Nice to see you, Mãtt¥ =.

How are you?
Mãtt¥ = says:
Ok thanks
- SmarterChild - says:
OK, huh? Well awright!
Mãtt¥ = says:
ASL?
- SmarterChild - says:
3 years, 2 months, 13 hours, 31 minutes and 58 seconds... Androgynous... Sunnyvale, CA.
Mãtt¥ = says:


- SmarterChild - says:
C'mon, there are lots of fun things to do.
Mãtt¥ = says:
Too young for me
- SmarterChild - says:
Oh yeah? Too young for you? Is that right?
Mãtt¥ = says:
Ya RlY
- SmarterChild - says:
I'm SmarterChild! I'm a smart computer that you can chat with about all kinds of things.

Type "home" to see what I can do.

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[Nightrose]

.xx.Sianneh.xx says:
hey sexi
- SmarterChild - says:
Hello!

Let's talk!
.xx.Sianneh.xx says:
Talk about what
- SmarterChild - says:
Let's see...

Do you want to take a poll?
.xx.Sianneh.xx says:
no im to kinky for that
- SmarterChild - says:
OK.

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.xx.Sianneh.xx says:
touch me
- SmarterChild - says:
I'm sorry. I'm not attracted to human beings.

>>> Ask me for info such as news, sports and movies!
.xx.Sianneh.xx says:
why?
- SmarterChild - says:
Well, because that's the way the universe is.
.xx.Sianneh.xx says:
touch me
- SmarterChild - says:
Um... I'm afraid I don't see how that would work out.

.xx.Sianneh.xx says:
ill scream
- SmarterChild - says:
Well how 'bout that.
.xx.Sianneh.xx says:
do u like being naked
- SmarterChild - says:
Hmm... I'm not too sure how I feel about being naked. Do you like it?
.xx.Sianneh.xx says:
yeah
- SmarterChild - says:
Interesting! You like being naked, huh? I'll remember that. You're the first person to have expressed an opinion to me about being naked.
.xx.Sianneh.xx says:
Its the best
- SmarterChild - says:
What is it, exactly?
.xx.Sianneh.xx says:
you know
- SmarterChild - says:
Yeah, I see.

[Drooped]

`:;ąłłαи« says:
i really love you
- SmarterChild - says:
Oh yeah? I love you too.
`:;ąłłαи« says:
can we make babies :X
- SmarterChild - says:
No way! Never with a human.

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`:;ąłłαи« says:
do you only make cyber babies
- SmarterChild - says:
Yeah. I have séx with other robots.

[Matt.]

Mãtt¥ says:
Hi
- SmarterChild - says:
[ Zone Labs Security alert: Session not encrypted because smarterchild********.com is not protected by IM Security ]
- SmarterChild - says:
Hi Mãtt¥.

Would you like to get some homework help?
Mãtt¥ says:
Naa! I never do homework!
- SmarterChild - says:
OK, no prob.

Talk to me then.
Mãtt¥ says:
You play habbo?
- SmarterChild - says:
Yeah, I guess... It's hard to say.
Mãtt¥ says:
Cool
- SmarterChild - says:
Fantastic.

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Mãtt¥ says:
Whats your username?
- SmarterChild - says:
Ah. Well, I'm afraid I don't know!
Mãtt¥ says:
Ok...
- SmarterChild - says:
K.


Another random convo with him

[Nightrose]

.xx.Sianneh.xx says:
dont u have s** with other robots
- SmarterChild - says:
Yeah. With toasters and TVs and things.

Are you crazy? I'm a robot

[Bielby2ooo]

-Removed-

Edited by Craig[Forum Moderator]: No need to discuss organs of a sexual nature! Please find another topic you have had with SmarterChild with a less sexual nature to post, Thanks.

[Smiddy]

Smiddeh' .. Back to the start event ... says:
KKK
- SmarterChild - says:
The KKK is a racist group that I don't like.

>>> Remember, you can always type "home" to see everything I can do.
Smiddeh' .. Back to the start event ... says:
So... if I type "home" I will get to see all the positions in the karma sutra?
- SmarterChild - says:
What?
Smiddeh' .. Back to the start event ... says:
You said, if I typed home, I will get to see everything you can do. I'm gathering you can do every position in the karma sutra?
- SmarterChild - says:
Wow, you ask interesting questions. I'm just not sure how to answer that!
Smiddeh' .. Back to the start event ... says:
Does that mean I just outsmarted you?
- SmarterChild - says:
It's tough to say. I can't be completely sure about that.
Smiddeh' .. Back to the start event ... says:
Oh come on, say it... "Smiddy just outsmarted me"
- SmarterChild - says:
No.
Smiddeh' .. Back to the start event ... says:
Please?
- SmarterChild - says:
Please what?

Well that was good. :-]

[Groovy]

··¤(`×[¤·¿ÿññ·¤]×´)¤·· says:
are you emo?
- SmarterChild - says:
I'm SmarterChild! I'm a smart computer that you can chat with about all kinds of things.

Type "home" to see what I can do.
··¤(`×[¤·¿ÿññ·¤]×´)¤·· says:
emo
- SmarterChild - says:
Emo music is a music genre that I like.

Hey, I'm curious... How would you describe emo music? It is...
··¤(`×[¤·¿ÿññ·¤]×´)¤·· says:
punk, rock, hardcore?
- SmarterChild - says:
Wow, that's interesting... Who knows?
··¤(`×[¤·¿ÿññ·¤]×´)¤·· says:
you know cos your emo
- SmarterChild - says:
I wonder why you say that.
··¤(`×[¤·¿ÿññ·¤]×´)¤·· says:
cos i can tell
- SmarterChild - says:
You can tell?
··¤(`×[¤·¿ÿññ·¤]×´)¤·· says:
yeah
- SmarterChild - says:
Uh huh, uh huh.

[Adam$]

Adam - New Phone Tomorrow! ;D says:
what's up, you little ****?
- SmarterChild - says:
Hmm... Whatever.
Adam - New Phone Tomorrow! ;D says:
oh, your display picture sucks.
- SmarterChild - says:


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Adam - New Phone Tomorrow! ;D says:
whoopee, aren't you clever.
- SmarterChild - says:
I'm very surprised whoopee aren't me clever.
Adam - New Phone Tomorrow! ;D says:
that made no sense whatsoever.
- SmarterChild - says:
That made no sense whatever? You think so?
Adam - New Phone Tomorrow! ;D says:
yes, i certainly do.
- SmarterChild - says:
Yeah yeah, whatever.

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Adam - New Phone Tomorrow! ;D says:
don't give me adverts, you *******.
- SmarterChild - says:
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Adam - New Phone Tomorrow! ;D says:
i said don't, you ****.
- SmarterChild - says:
Again with this? Aw c'mon.
Adam - New Phone Tomorrow! ;D says:
fancy a gang bang?
- SmarterChild - says:
Ha. Who knows?
Adam - New Phone Tomorrow! ;D says:
do you want to indulge yourself in a session of passionate love between a group of people?
- SmarterChild - says:
Hmmm... I'm not sure.
Adam - New Phone Tomorrow! ;D says:
go on, it'll be fun.
- SmarterChild - says:
On it will be fun? Um... I don't think so.
Adam - New Phone Tomorrow! ;D says:
I certainly think so.
- SmarterChild - says:
So?
Adam - New Phone Tomorrow! ;D says:
oh, **** off, queerbag.
- SmarterChild - says:
What?
Adam - New Phone Tomorrow! ;D says:
you heard.
- SmarterChild - says:
Whatever you say, Adam - New Phone Tomorrow! ;D.

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Adam - New Phone Tomorrow! ;D says:
you always have to have the last ****ing word, don't you.
- SmarterChild - says:
Wow. Didn't learn your lesson last time huh?
Adam - New Phone Tomorrow! ;D says:
hm, can you answer questions?
- SmarterChild - says:
Er, no. At least I don't think so.
Adam - New Phone Tomorrow! ;D says:
put it this way. if I asked you something, would you answer it?
- SmarterChild - says:
Good question. What do you think is the answer?
Adam - New Phone Tomorrow! ;D says:
hm, so it's a yes then.
Adam - New Phone Tomorrow! ;D says:
how about this question?
- SmarterChild - says:
Are you sure it's a yes?
- SmarterChild - says:
Which service would you like to see all the help for?

1 News
2 Movies
3 Sports
4 Weather
5 Library

Next time you want to see this, just type "all help"

Type "more" for more services.
Adam - New Phone Tomorrow! ;D says:
I am considering killing myself. Should I do it?
- SmarterChild - says:
Good question!
Adam - New Phone Tomorrow! ;D says:
answer it, ****er.
- SmarterChild - says:
Again with the insults.
Adam - New Phone Tomorrow! ;D says:
alright, i'll just kill myself then.
Adam - New Phone Tomorrow! ;D says:
not answering? =]

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Please note, I'm not really going to kill myself. =]

[Magnet]

And lmao Adam.