Me ma mate loz n ma mate fred got so harshly bored, so we js dialled random numbers... the two funniest (quite rude so ah shall put ? on rude words =p)
1st was on an answerphone..
Loz: Gerrard? GERRARD I KNOW YOUR IN, stop avoiding me... I know I'm only 16 and your 50, but I want to ask you a favour, I want you to pay for my breast enlargement!! I know it costs alot, but we can make this work, If you don't pay.. Then I'll tell your wife everything!!!!
2nd was another answerphone.. which was going on a bout houses so we said
Fred: Hello, I'd like to buy a bright bloo house with pink windows!! and a selection of multicoloured... to give to my sister and her girlfriend, Florence, for christmas!! When you find it, do contact me on.. (we gave this girl id js ad a go ats number =P)
N i js remembered another hilarious 1 !!! ma m8 fred can do this so funny high pitched voice.. so when this boy picks up the phone ee goes
"IIIIIIIIIIIILOOOOOOOOOOOOOVEYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OO.. WILL YOO BE MY VAL-N-TINE??" Lmao xP
we did more but forgot em xP





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k make that a choclate cheese cake.