Your teachers favourite quotes.

[Lindzi]

mines such an idiot she just keeps going "I'll send you to mr so-and-so" lazy

[Eoin]

My maths teachers is "RIGHTTT!!!"

[Lycan]

The bell doesn't tell you when to go, it just rings

the only certain things in life are death and tax's

[Ree...]

my english teacher just has sooooooooooo many sarky comments

hes quite funny actuly

but my history teacher
as soon as i walk in
"rhian, ur not sitting with ur friends today, sit over there"
"why"
"dont argue with me"
"huh"
"get out"
"whaaaat?!"
"GET OUT OF MY CLASSROOM"

[Eckuii]

The classical:

Teacher: if he told you to jump of a bridge, would you?
Pupil: If it wasnt going over 40 MPH then yes

[joshuar]

I have so many I don't quite know where to start, my form tutor uses the same all the time:
"Will you listen please?" leaving about 3 seconds before saying it again.

[Shoovers]

My p.e teacher: Go and run round the field son OR shut it numpty

[AdamCookie!]

My p.e teacher: Go and run round the field son OR shut it numpty

PE Teachers are like that.

[Topjak]

My form tutor: Suth you plank..... SUTH TURN ROUND! Somebody hit him
*TWACK*
Ah Nice of you to join us Suth

(Note: Suth IS NOT me)


My English Teacher (at beginning of lesson): RIGHT You horrible bunch! Christ i've stepped in things better looking than most of you, sort out your uniform... before you leave.

(She ruled!)

[Blinger1]

mine said we were his best class but we hanged sh... on him all the time ?!