What is the most stupid thing you got in trouble for?

[2hd.]

we have private dets/lunchtimes/saturday dets/ officieal dets/Isolation/Suspension
Private= A det served with the teacher that gave you it
Lunchtime= Det for 35 mins of a 45 mins lunchtime
Saturday= In extreme circumstances about 2 hrs of litter picking
Official= Det for 1/2 hr to 2hr on a school day with other students and random teacher
Isolation= Normally if your hair is too short/bad colour/piercings until its removed or grown back
Suspension = normal thing.

[Fingerboots]

Saturday detentions! I pity you.. ;l

[G-flow]

My french teacher always says " SHHHH!" and its really funny or was funny at the time, and me and a mate counted up , she was getting really annoyed with the whole class and when we got to 69 , we Jumped up and Shouted it out, and got sent to the supervison room and i got a lunchtime detention..he missed his lol so he had to do a afterskool one, ( we were copying the bit out Of Billy Madison )

[ramjet]

i can remember in dt he gave us a big lecture about

"I DONT WANT ANY1 MAKING STUPID COMMENTS THIS LESSON."

we all went over to a sander where he were gonna show us something or w/e no1 had sed anyfin and then frm the back i shouted

"LITTLE GUY A-COMING THRU!" i got lunchtime deten for dat.

when we were doin elections for form captain and i won i jumped up and shouted

"YAY SPUD-CAPTAIN!!!!" just as the hed of yr walked in.

in dt we were drawing candlestick holders and me and my m8 randomly shouted "PUBES!!!!" got another lunchtime

and last one i can think of

were coming into dt and the teacher told my m8 off for having his bag on table so i sed "god joshy" the teacher made me stand at front for WHOLE lesson where he gave us all and hours talk about blasphomy he sed to me

"would u be offended if sum1 insulted ur beliefs?"

i were still laughing and sed yes sir

he turned to class and sed

"is any1 here a catholic"

i put my hand up and sed oooo yes i am sir

lol he went ballistic that time.

lots more but dont wanna bore ya'll

[TooClose$]

staying on the PC too much. dad goes; why dont you come upstairs and watch some TV?

whats the differance between PC, and TV? :S:S:S:S

[2hd.]

i heard this today.last year som year 12's on their last day locked my form teacher in a cupboard and no-one let him out for 3 hrs. When he was let out he was crying.poor sod..When they were putting him in everyone was shouting Dowling (not real name) in the cupboard Dowling in the cupboard!

[sarah261090]

The stupidest things i have got told off for are:
1. Wearing my scarf in the lesson. Lunchtime Det
2. Kissin a lad.
3. Huggin a lad.
4. Telling our PSHE teacher i thought the lesson was pointless.
5. Refusing to do my maths test when we hadnt been told to revise. (sort of a joke really, wasnt ment to be serious!) got 2hr det - bit ova the top!
6.Every mornin b4 registration, me, my m8 and sum lads from our class used to sit in our formroom and just doss about. One day our Head Of Year came into the classroom and said we had to go and see her at lunchtime. We waited for a while then decided to go bcoz we thought she wasnt comming. Then the next mornin we all got afterschool det for apparently not turnin up!!!! talk about SHOCKIN!!

[Snowboarding]

i also got in trouble for trying to start a business with pokemon cards. sold them during lessons in the toilet in yr4. then one day the head walks in, detention

I remember when I was that age. There was one kid who got tons and tons of those stupid cards from his cousin or something. He ended up selling them all for different values. He was the richest kid in my grade. He probably made $500 (about £250) or more from selling the cards.

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Here are some more things I got in trouble for (All of which happened in my early years of elementary school)

1) Playing with pokemon cards when I was little (tons of detetions and my "deck" confinscated.

2) Running away from a gang of kids that were 5 years old then me. The kids were prepared to break my bones and cut me and stuff. I got weeks worth of detetions just from running away from people that wanted to beat me up!!!!! :@

3) I got in trouble for holding a stick

4) I got in trouble for making a little town out of sticks and leafs. (detentions + they destroyed my village that i was so proud of! :@ )

5) I got in trouble for playing tag

6) I got in trouble for taking off my hat.

7) I got in trouble for getting my head smashed on the ice. I really can't believe I got in trouble for being beaten up!

Anyways, all these experiences are the truth so you can see why I hate school. Most teachers are rediculous!

[Sabra]

Lol it really isn't stupid but I beat up some kid because my friend was beinh hasseled.. I got a DT for a week. But its self explanitory. But that was years ago. Havent beaten any one up since

[miss-t]

in a lesson i brushed ma hair back wid ma hand nd i gora detention
lmao stupid english teacher wish u wer ded lmao (not realy)