The Idiot Test :)

[Virgin Mary]

A woman gives a beggar 50p; the woman is the beggars sister, but the beggar is not the woman's brother. Why not?
Because the women is a nun and a term for a nun is sister?

The question implies that they are sisters on a mutual level though, and I doubt that the beggar is a nun.

[Alterate]

Never says the begger is not a catholic
when anyone talks to a nun they say... ''sister many james..'' the begger could know her from church. And it never implies anythink your just reading to much into it.

[Stitch]

The 4th Jule is independence day in America. Do they have a 4th July in England?
Yes

How many birthdays does the average man have?
1

Some months have 31 days; how many have 28 days?
1

A woman gives a beggar 50p; the woman is the beggars sister, but the beggar is not the woman's brother. Why not?
The beggar is a girl

Why can't a man living in America be buried in Canada?
hes not dead

Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? why?
No because he is dead.

Two men play 5 games of chess. Each man wins the same number of games and there are no draws. Why?
Thats not possible.

Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?
70

If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have?
2

I have 2 coins that total 55p. One is not a five pence. What are the coins?
It's not possible.

If you only have 1 match and you walked into a room where there was an oil burner, a kerosene lamp, and a wood burning stove, which would you light first?
Oil burner lol duno

How far can a dog run into the woods?
As far as he wants

A farmer had 17 sheep, all but 9 die. How many sheep has he left?
9

How many animals of each gender did Moses take onto the ark?
1

A clerk in the butcher shop is 5'10" tall. What does he weigh?
How am i supposed to know that?

How many 10p stams are there in a dozen?
12

What was the (England) Prime Minister's name in 1950?
Clement Attlee

A rooster is standing on top of a slanted barn roof. The rooster lays an egg. In which direction does the egg fall?
down

How do you spell blond?
b-l-o-n-d-e

The owner of a bungalow paints everything white, the walls, the floor, the bathroom, the lounge. What colour does he paint the stairs?
There isnt any stairs in a bungalow

There is a pine tree in the forest. The wind is blowing to the west at a rate of 10mph. Which way do the leaves blow?
west

A plane crashes on the border of the U.S.A and Canada. They crashed exactly on the border. In which country do they bury the survivors?
Duno

A high speed electric train is travelling south-east at 90mph. The wind is blowing west at 30mph. In what direction is the smoke from the engine blowing?
There isn't any smoke in an electric train.

What do cows drink?
Water

What do you put in a toaster?
Bread

A man owns a green house, what colour are the walls?
they are glass!

[Virgin Mary]

Never says the begger is not a catholic
when anyone talks to a nun they say... ''sister many james..'' the begger could know her from church. And it never implies anythink your just reading to much into it.

Maybe.

[Seatherny]

-Illusions. you got 6/26

Wootzeh you got 20/26

Virgin Mary you got 22/26

Kardan you got 22/26

01101101entor you got 24/26

Insanity you got 23/26

Mini Moose you got 15/26

[Insanity]

-Illusions. you got 6/26

Wootzeh you got 20/26

Virgin Mary you got 22/26

Kardan you got 22/26

01101101entor you got 24/26

Insanity you got 23/26

Mini Moose you got 15/26

Woo im 2nd, Id of got more but i deleted some of the questions and got messed up thats my excuse anywho.

[-Illusions.]

im so stupido.

[Tash.]

The 4th Jule is independence day in America. Do they have a 4th July in England?
Yes.

How many birthdays does the average man have?
1

Some months have 31 days; how many have 28 days?
All 12.

A woman gives a beggar 50p; the woman is the beggars sister, but the beggar is not the woman's brother. Why not?
The beggar is a girl


Why can't a man living in America be buried in Canada?
Hes alive

Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? why?
Well no.. hes dead

Two men play 5 games of chess. Each man wins the same number of games and there are no draws. Why?
They weren't playing each other..

Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?
70.

If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have?
2

I have 2 coins that total 55p. One is not a five pence. What are the coins?
Well ONE isnt a 5p the other could be so.. 50p and 5p

If you only have 1 match and you walked into a room where there was an oil burner, a kerosene lamp, and a wood burning stove, which would you light first?
The match


How far can a dog run into the woods?
Halfway.. then it'd be going back out again

A farmer had 17 sheep, all but 9 die. How many sheep has he left?
9

How many animals of each gender did Moses take onto the ark?
Moses wasnt on the ark

A clerk in the butcher shop is 5'10" tall. What does he weigh?
Erm.. meat?

How many 10p stamps are there in a dozen?
12?


What was the (England) Prime Minister's name in 1950?
Prime Minister?

A rooster is standing on top of a slanted barn roof. The rooster lays an egg. In which direction does the egg fall?
Roosters do not lay eggs dear.

How do you spell blond?
Blonde?

The owner of a bungalow paints everything white, the walls, the floor, the bathroom, the lounge. What colour does he paint the stairs?
No stairs in a bungalow.

There is a pine tree in the forest. The wind is blowing to the west at a rate of 10mph. Which way do the leaves blow?
Pine trees dont have leaves they have needles.

A plane crashes on the border of the U.S.A and Canada. They crashed exactly on the border. In which country do they bury the survivors?
Survivors arent dead..

A high speed electric train is travelling south-east at 90mph. The wind is blowing west at 30mph. In what direction is the smoke from the engine blowing?
Its electric

What do cows drink?
Water

What do you put in a toaster?
Bread

A man owns a green house, what colour are the walls?
Erm they're transparent because they are glass.

[Seatherny]

im so stupido.

awww lol

Also, the question about the Prime Minister isnt testing your knowledge - read it carefully!
Also edited question 15.

And Tash. got 25/26

[-Illusions.]

awww lol

Also, the question about the Prime Minister isnt testing your knowledge - read it carefully!
Also edited question 15.

And Tash. got 25/26

:eusa_danc for tash
for me.