Yesterday I enjoyed cheese on top of the Italian pizza you sent me yesturday on are date, you just had to jump under the table and look up that womans skirt, to your suprise you saw a bag full of money so you grabbed it, And were surprised to find that the money was fake, you then sang the chorus of Steps - Tragedy whilst ironing your dads t shirts, you leave the iron on one of his best t-shirts for to long, which causes a small rodent to indiscriminantly self combust 32.2 miles away in a small burrow which had smelt worse than a rat that had gone up someones bum and died nd the person cried out holy turd that hurt alot just like if you fell down the stairs while simultaniously trying to shave your pet rabits genitalia using a petrol powered chainsaw which had blood all over it from when it was used to chop off womens breasts when they grew infertile and all then had to have sex changes so that they could eat gerkins and they found that they were all alergic and most died of this and the other that lived became imune to pain and smilnig which became a big loss to them as I fooded. Stealth decided that he would close down today, this caused a big riot inside the tolets and inside the local cafe but










