I have "The Little Book on Chav Speak"Ahh, it's so funny.. I mean, er.

I have "The Little Book on Chav Speak"Ahh, it's so funny.. I mean, er.
Wow This is crazy! My Grandma gave birth to her first son but the umbrilical cord was wrapped around his neck. He started turning blue and died. :' ( Sad and she was so depressed my grandma went bald and had breakdowns. She loves children.Originally Posted by Darkangel909
Teeheheh o_O I'll shut up now.. So any other people with near-death experiences? I was sort of born with the umbilical (sp?) cord around my neck 3 times buurrt apparently thats quite popular? Meh
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Best girls here
*.* Me!
*.* .x-Aimee-x.
*.* ..::Tina::..
Im not sure what gender
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I have the little book of chavs! By ... It doesnt say I think Lee Bok.Originally Posted by Darkangel909
I have "The Little Book on Chav Speak"Ahh, it's so funny.. I mean, er.
SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING! PLEASE TO FORGIVE ME I WILL READ A PART TO YOU!
DISS- TO DISSREASPECT
DOB ON- INFORM THE POLICE
HOMEEZ- FRIENDS
**** JOCKEY- HOMOSEXUAL
MACCY DS- MAC DONALDS
FIT- ATTRACTIVE
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Last edited by Corey777; 09-03-2005 at 08:29 PM.
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Best guys here
~\~ GommeInc
~\~ Eatcheese
~#~ Ciran
~#~ Lukesoik
~#~Ideabox
~#~ NetzZ
Best girls here
*.* Me!
*.* .x-Aimee-x.
*.* ..::Tina::..
Im not sure what gender
:werock:
Click on this link aas a new and better game being devised!
http://www.gangstawar.com/index.php?...ink=s2pz110923
Talking about falling down stairs, I got annoyed with my 10 year old brother, about 8 at the time, and pushed him down my nans stairs, there was a radiator at the bottom, and he cracked his head open, and went unconcious, and all I could keep shouting was 'I'M A MURDERER, I'M A MURDERER'.
He is alive by the way...
lol
YOUR A MURDERER YOUR A MURDERER!!!!
very scary let me hear more
Bye bye people ive had a great time here i just have no reason to stay anymore
That, my friend, is a 'déjà vu' (french for 'already seen') I can't explain what it is (I believe its not really proven what it is anyways) But I think you dreamed it, forgot your dream while awaking, got remembered at that moment.Originally Posted by micky.blue.eyes
Scary moments? let me think..............It's not scary but I don't know how it happens but it happens alot to me. I have like premenissions about moments. Last year on new years eve, we just bough a new house and on a moment when me, my familly and friends were siiting in a room I realised I already did the whole evening before even though that's impossible because these friends have never been at our house during new years eve and it was the first new years eve in our new house. Spooky.
I know exactly how you felt at that moment, you are sure you havent been there before but suddenly you think you've seen or done it before. Its very weird.
Scary things..hmm
Well when I was like 6/7 some giant wave hit me :p Well it was very big for a lil kid like me, like 3/4 times bigger then my lenght at that time. It was very strong and it pulled me underwater. And I kept circling and I was so shocked I didnt think about getting up again and the water was so strong after the wave came down..I couldnt get back up.
I thought I would die :p Then I came back up again and I ran to my mum and I didnt go back in the water that day :p
Oh yes Ash, the current in the sea is very scary and so powerfull!! Me and my friends went into the sea very far and we thought we where strong enough to go back again..
It was very hard getting back, I was very tired after doing that..Woow..
Falling of a bridge or tower sounds very very scary!!
And its sounds very scary that you can get a heart attack when you hit the ground in your dream, I can imagine that that will be a great shock..Cause you always wake up just before hitting the ground..Always.....so when you dont wake up before hitting the ground its pretty logical you will never wake up again...CREEPY..Im scared to go to bed now cause I will dream of falling and I will poo my pants..![]()
Dear Email forwarders.
No, I do not think your joke was funny. I think you are an idiot. I think I want to ram my keyboard through your teeth.
Oh, and those chain-emails that instruct me to "forward 7 times, and the one I love will come back" -- those are even better.
Next time you send me one of those, how about I just smash your face with my stapler 7 times, and see if you come back?
You got dunked..Originally Posted by Max
Well when I was like 6/7 some giant wave hit me :p Well it was very big for a lil kid like me, like 3/4 times bigger then my lenght at that time. It was very strong and it pulled me underwater. And I kept circling and I was so shocked I didnt think about getting up again and the water was so strong after the wave came down..I couldnt get back up.Waves in Australia can get quite big and like you describe if you get caught in a wave, honestly it feels like a washing machine you toss and turn until it passes you. Baaad feeling, like you cant get up to breath.
Poor Max. =] *Pats Head*
Yes its really scary![]()
Dear Email forwarders.
No, I do not think your joke was funny. I think you are an idiot. I think I want to ram my keyboard through your teeth.
Oh, and those chain-emails that instruct me to "forward 7 times, and the one I love will come back" -- those are even better.
Next time you send me one of those, how about I just smash your face with my stapler 7 times, and see if you come back?
My sig writing has suddenly gone ha-ugeee!
Yeah it is, shocks you but you get used to it eventually.
AwwwOriginally Posted by Max
Falling of a bridge or tower sounds very very scary!!
And its sounds very scary that you can get a heart attack when you hit the ground in your dream, I can imagine that that will be a great shock..Cause you always wake up just before hitting the ground..Always.....so when you dont wake up before hitting the ground its pretty logical you will never wake up again...CREEPY..Im scared to go to bed now cause I will dream of falling and I will poo my pants..I've had one of those falling-hit-the-ground-wake-up-dreams... o_O
I dont want to die!!Originally Posted by Darkangel909
My sig writing has suddenly gone ha-ugeee!
Yeah it is, shocks you but you get used to it eventually.
AwwwI've had one of those falling-hit-the-ground-wake-up-dreams... o_O
LoL
I have those dreams when im ill..Mostly when i have a fever.
Dear Email forwarders.
No, I do not think your joke was funny. I think you are an idiot. I think I want to ram my keyboard through your teeth.
Oh, and those chain-emails that instruct me to "forward 7 times, and the one I love will come back" -- those are even better.
Next time you send me one of those, how about I just smash your face with my stapler 7 times, and see if you come back?
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