Phrases hated by everyone

[velvet]

On the net: 'Lawl' 'Haii' or anything with a y or e replaced with a double i, & 'Ish' & other words where s is replaced with sh.
In real life: 'Bovverd' & when you're asking someone why they did something and they're just like 'because'.

[Chickenblob]

On the net: LOL - really gets on my nerves for some reason.. just the constant lol'ing, so frequently used..

Real life: "ya ma" and "i had ya ma in bed last night" god thats all people say these days. You can't have a decent conversation with people without them saying "ya ma" and stuff.

[Ramones]

i love horses they're my friends

[-Soph-]

"Talk to the hand 'cause the face ain't listening"

eurgh.

i love horses they're my friends

LOL I remember that advert

[Slash]

net; overusing 'tbh' and ampersands (&).
rl; people using "your mum" as a comeback to anything.

[Digital]

"nasty pasty" - My old English teacher used it way it :|

And I hate when my mam says "Well what do you want me to do about it magic you one up"

Theres loads more I hate but I can't think of them atm.

[MsTanya]

when you say 'its not fair' and then someone says 'lifes not fair'

does my nut in!!

[brandon]

"am I bovvered?"

I want to torture anyone that says it.

Completely agree.

[RedStratocas]

when you say 'its not fair' and then someone says 'lifes not fair'

Someone said that to me once and I said "do you want life to be fair?" and he said "well, yes" and then I called him a communist. He didnt get it.

[MsTanya]

oo i think i might use that one! [: