I am going on holiday and in my suitcase I have a baseball cap, some "protection", kinky toys, DRESS UP GAMES, inflatable girlfriend, underwear [not many though], Pimpin outfit, Klenex, lingerie, asprin, dollybead g-string, very Graphic Magazines, KY Jelly, a soccer mom, £1,000,000,000 spending money, a pet donkey, ice cream, a pink goat, chocolate, lubrication, my girlfriend, a milf, a cow, a brass band, a sexy walrus named Fred, pair of jeans, some more inflatable girlfriends, some water cos foreign water would kill us








