What is the Least Intelligent Action or Quote You Have Heard From a Teacher?

[Blankets]

My RE teacher was reading something about Origins.. and she said Oranges?

Oh, and my English teacher must be the funniest woman on the planet;
"She had really good sox life.." (yeah Sox is just an exxageration of her accent)
"Really REALLY REALLY, BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL meal"

[Dentafrice1]

Mine said... Umm Lunch

[jamie_fellow]

i remember i was in year 6 i was 11 years old and we was doing maths and the teacher is like hmm :rolleyes: and i give her the answer and she is like jamie how did you get that answer so fast and i gave her a lecture about algebra sooo boring

[Tash.]

This science teacher was babbling on about the atmosphere of the earth etc.. and we had a book infront of us with it all in. She just comes out with "Over 75% of the worlds atmosphere is Carbon Dioxide." Me + my mate burst out laughin cos if it was, we'd have been dead a long time by now!

[paradox]

Seeing as this was brought up, might aswell post :S

My English Teacher said that blah blah aint done nothing

[L1P]

What is the Least Intelligent Action or Quote You Have Heard From a Teacher?

In grade two, when I was 6 or 7 my teacher told the class that the distance of a side of a square is equal to the distance of the diagonal from one corner to the opposite corner. I told her that she was wrong and she argued. The majourity of the class piped up and said "She's a teacher - she's right, you're wrong". So I went to the front of the class and drew and square with right angles and equal sides (We didn't even learn angles in grade two :p). I then drew the diagonal and measured the side of the square and the diagonal, proving that the diagonal is longer than the side. It's ironic because just by looking at the diagonal you can tell it's longer without messaure :rolleyes:

It isn't a square unless all sides are the same, and you must have drew a really rubish square cause diagonaly should be the same size as eatch side...

[Italic]

It isn't a square unless all sides are the same, and you must have drew a really rubish square cause diagonaly should be the same size as eatch side...

Ok, test it out for yourself

My teacher last year said that your siblings are your parents, and everyone argued. But we all had to write 'My siblings are (Mum) and (Dad).
And then the next day she apoligised and said 'Mondays'

[letsdance6]

Lmao, not too long ago we have this science teacher (Woman) that looks like a mini-hagrid.
She goes.
.......These things are called órgá§m§
It was meant to be organisms lmao !

[DMB-Hosting]

My GCSE teacher once got convex and concave the wrong way round i had to argue my way to make her believe me.
And also those CPG books are dodgey have phrases like *keep refridgerated* lol

[Krusty]

At primary school the dinner ladies used to say 'NO RUNNING' when ever we played a game..
then my friend walked past the dinner lady to talk to me and she shouted
'NO RUNNING'
lmao