ur fake excuses to stay home/get out of class

[Ugawa]

I pretended to fall down the stairs once lol.

XX
Nia

[Muniflex]

My fairy godmother died.

[JackHb]

Just get your friend to ring up pretending to be your mum

[Janet Snakehole]

Lmao.
I've used so many.
Only like last week I told my teacher:

"I had something in my eye and I couldn't see for like hours. Mum took me to the hospital and they made me wear this patch over it for the rest of the day, so basically there was no point in coming in."

& I got my friend to write me a fake letter.

[Soy]

I got out of class once by putting a ring tone on my phone and then pretending to answer it, and then i told my teacher that it was very important news concerning my nan and he let me go

[Blue]

Just don't eat anything for one night after school, tell parents your feeling sick and when your parents go out the next day, eat

[Juch]

say "school is closed for xmas holidays "

[beth]

"hi, i've got aids."

[Gangster]

just say i feel sick. but when i'm late for school i say "there was alot of traffic"
or "the bus took long"

[beau03]

i dont need exuses