You're at a club...

[Sabbath]

Ask her if she has any grey poupon, and then eat caviar with her.

[Sulai]

Id walk up to one of them and say "hi, listen i'll put it as simple as i can make it..... i have condoms, wanna help me use them".

if they walk off, they walk off..... you might get lucky with someone else....

[bizzle]

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[partie2]

You're in a club (14-17) and surrounded by girls...
What do you do to get a girl?
Go up to them and ask for a dance?
Tell me your stories or theories.

say did it hurt when you feel down from heaven or spike there drink with rohypnol.. lol :eusa_danc

[Puma!]

I'd ask them if my handkerchief smelt like chloroform.


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HAHAHAHA LMAO LMAO

IM CRYING AT MY COMPUTER DESK, FUNNYIEST THING EVER!

*On topic* Not being funny, but most girls who go to 'those' clubs are desprate for it anyway. Me and my mate usually wait till the last 20 minutes, find two girls who are dancing with each other and wollah!


Main importance is a friend who is fitter than yourself, as he can be the one who does all the talking.

[Azul]

stories or theories.

Er, what?

Just start dancing with the one you like, if she isn't interested move on.

[luce]

Erm i dunno coz i dont go to clubs but i think asking them to dance is a start i spose

But surley yo cant figgure it out for yourself