no lol, he like was rolling about in his wheelchair spinning around thinking he was cool.
oh my god, i cant stop laughing when i think about it

no lol, he like was rolling about in his wheelchair spinning around thinking he was cool.
oh my god, i cant stop laughing when i think about it
Mitch, 18. Leeds University in September
When I score in football I do a little dance, but when I screw it up i just feel like crying![]()
Used to be GraysAthChaz
I went to court once to see some public court cases with my friend and we went through the metal detector and I had a belt on and the beep thing went off, and this woman officer was like "Are you wearing a belt Sir?" and I was like, "Yeah" so I lifted up my t-shirt and said "Shall I take it off?" loosening the belt buckle, and the officer was like "Good Lord no, it's fine!" I felt like a right idiot.
lol, at work paul had an elastic band, i went 'i know what you're going to do with that and you can **** off with it' and attempted to nab off and walked straight into the stand.
when someone caught me in an awkward situation...
Why didn't you tell him you were shouting at a friend?Where you just want to curl up and die.
Walking home the other day from college, I see my friend Harry Blacky on the other side of the road. So I shout, "Oi Blacky!" and i'm responded to with a wave. At this exact moment in time a massive black guy walks out of his front garden to just hear me shouting "Oi Blacky!"
Suffice to say I felt like curling up and dieing!
So anyway, what are your experiences like this or am I the only moron to do stuff like that?My friend years ago was called Robert Black and we called him blacky
Ummm, probably in Year 8 when I was doing a book review on a book and the english teacher at the time was a proper private school teacher, so strict and well read and as I was, I never bothered reading books, I think I have better things to do with my time. So when it came to standing infront of the class making up the plot, it was a bit cringe worthy... Especially when I was reading out the description on the inside cover![]()
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