Habbo Hotel Gets Inspection :S

[Vodor]

Thanks for all the rep and the comments guys.

Glad ya liked it.

Will try to post any more news on the old building site that we like to call hacksville soon..........

Take care all.

[Jordzo]

ROFL. +Rep

[:Hazel]

It is funny I'll give you that Thing is it's probably not far from the truth.... :rolleyes:

[Vodor]

Yeah Hazel. Still never mind. Im sure sulake will find a way to make the hotel better than ever.......Thats assuming anyone there actually know how to operate a computer without a manual.

[x!-=cherry=-!x]

lol, it would be hilarious if you sent it in :p and just imagine there faces < :@ :eusa_thin :eusa_naug > lol

[8Freak8]

That is excellent! Send it to Habbo!

[Eckuii]

Apparently The Hotel were sent a letter from the Hotel Inspectors last week. In this report they have been warned that they may be removed from the good hotel guide.

Since then Habbo staff have been working around the clock to comply with the demands laid out in the report. These are the demands made by the inspectors and Habbo Hotels current progress in complying with these:-----

1) After inspection of the premesis - no lagging was found on any essential areas.

The hotel has now been completely lagged in accordance with the report.

2) The PH level of the water was found to be outside safety guidlines.

Habbo have corrected this by placing special PH boxes around the hotel. These are due to be increased in due time and new PH box locations have been marked out with So called super rares in numerous locations

3) The Hotels guests seem unable to contact any members of staff if they have any issuse that need to be resolved. The only form of contact appears to be an email that long ago was routed through to a mail sorting office in the sahara desert manned by two chimps and a madman wearing a loin cloth.

Habbo have worked on this problem long and hard but have been unable to remove their tumbs from a puckered body cavity. They are welcoming any suggestions from their guests. These suggestions should be sent to the afformentioned email department.

4) Room safety seems to be non existant as the locks sppear to allow anyone with an IQ above 6 and a honorary degree in shrub maintenance to enter without trouble.

Habbo are due to introduce new locks in the very near future. These locks which are described as extremely safe have been devolped with the help of retired Blue peter staff and involve the latest loo roll/ sticky back plastic technology.


This is only page 1 or the 238 page report. unfortunatly only page one was able to be found as the hotel staff had used the rest of the report to make pretty paper aeroplanes while waiting to count the days takings.

All of the afformentioend improvemnts to the hotel have taken place without maintenance breaks..... The reason for the current maintenace breaks has also been identified........Apparently there is only one plug socket in head office and if anyone wants to make a cup of tea or Coffee they have to unplug the servers while the kettle boils.

I think that about covers my news Take care.... Vodor.

I love it. + Rep.

[Mit]

nice thread, i could see them trying too create new codes ect but to be honest its abit pointless. theres always gonna be some losers messing habbo up