
I didn't say this but a customer today said to my brother "How many months in is your dog?" and my brother had to tell them that it wasn't pregnant, should of seen there faces!![]()
I say many harsh and nasty things but I only ever say them in jest, unless I am not in a good mood and hate the person.
Thats not to bad? I call my brother and sister their accidents infront of my parents, my mum just turned round and said i was the accident :eusa_wall
I was racist to this girl at my primary school, i felt fine about it at the time, but after i felt really bad, she was really stressing me out though...
I call people alot of bad things, but I NEVER really mean them but they don't always see that![]()
Was sat in a cafe with my mates danny & craig. Craig was getting some food and me and Danny were at a table so I say to Danny "Did you know, fat people are harder to kidnap?" We were both laughing at how random it was then Craig came back and Danny incisted I told craig so I did and he goes "what?" so I shout it out, and behind me is this guy must have been about 20stone was huge. Not exactly the worst but was really funny.
i say loads of bad things
the worse today was in starbucks and there was no chairs so i said really loud
LOOK AT THAT WOMAN TAKIN UP 4 CHAIRS FAT MUCH
i should think before i talk loool
Someone said that the guy from the Halifax ad had a round head and I said he looked like a malteser in front of someone who looked just like him. I relised it sounded racist too so I said it could of been white malteser so it wern't racist.
LOLIRL
The other day I was in a toilet.
A voice came from the cubicle next to me: "Hello mate, how are you doing?"
I didn't want to be rude, so I said, "Not too bad, thanks."
I heard the voice again. "So, what are you up to?"
Again I answered, "Just having a quick ****... How about yourself?"
Then I heard him say "Sorry, mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some **** in the cubicle next to me answering everything I say."
back when I was at school, there was some discussion in class about something tragic like the holocaust, then i was reading a text and started to laugh. i got a few discerning looks.
i'm the star in the reasonably priced car!
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