Ring your parents you aren't coming home tonight.
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That's why we seize the moment, try to freeze it and own it, squeeze it and hold it cause we consider these minutes golden.
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lol classic line although isn't it like "heres 40p go ring your parents and tell them your not coming home tonight"? still classic tho
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05-04-2009, 06:45 PM #33
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i have the entire dictionary tatooed on my penis, why dont you come over here and ill put some words in your mouth
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funny stuff
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That'd be one HUGE penis..
Originally Posted by no waiii
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I love the double meaning of that one Originally Posted by Abbie.
if i told you you had a nice body, would you hold it against me
hahaha omg i so want to try that one out
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09-04-2009, 01:27 PM #37
I may be no fred flintstone but ill sure make your bedrock.
That's when Ron vanished, came back speaking Spanish
Lavish habits, two rings, twenty carats
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hmmmmmmm .... lol Originally Posted by Blinger
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15-04-2009, 05:04 PM #39
Originally Posted by joshuar
Agreed. Iv used like 3 of these. Sadly they all failed!
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17-04-2009, 09:21 PM #40
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You gona rhape her or something? :S Originally Posted by Jord
I lol'd
"Heres 50p phone your mum tell her your not coming home tonight"
EDIT;
Heres mine:
You: Ever been to the moon before?
Her: No
You: Sit on my rocket and ill take you
'Can i have your number ive lost mine?'Last edited by iDenning; 17-04-2009 at 09:24 PM.
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