Doctor Doctor! - Ends 27th June

[terraman]

Habbo Name: terraman
Habbox Name: terraman
My entry:
Name of illness: Super-colonixiosis
What it does to you: This is a disease that makes you ADDICTED to Habbo Hotel! It makes you wrongly addicted, so you will start making beeping noises and pretend to play Falling Furniture in real life!
Some symptoms of Super-Colonixiosis: When you go on holiday, you believe you are at the Lido Pool, Your favorite TV show is Takeshi's castle, Your house has a sign on it saying 'Trade room - RnN'
Only way to rid of Super-colonixiosis: You'd never believe it. The only way to cure is..
Playing Habbo Hotel more!

[iQuick]

Habbo Name: iQuick
Habbox Name: iQuick

My Entry: Fungustrophic

You can get this disease when you are older if you haven't been looking after youself well enough and you're body will slowly begin to grow fungus. Other people can catch it if they accidently touch it. It is very repulive and can cause stiff bones and allergic reactions. For example:

* Sneezing
* Coughing
* Always feeling tired
* Dizziness
* Throwing up (only if it grows in the throat or neck area)

It makes people self-contious about going out anywhere aswell.
It is a green/brown stickiness with hair on top. The longer you leave to treat it the harder it will be to get rid of. Visit your local GP or nearest hospital as soon as possible and help fight the gruesome disease!

[DJ-Ains.T]

Habbo Name: Serant
Habbox Name: Serant
My entry:

Diagnosis: Philosophical Intumorly

This is a disease that affects the brain. It causes large tumors to grow, and grow, until your brain explodes. You get this by eating traces of fungi, which are yet undiscovered in the amazon. To get rid of this disease, you have to shove to large metal prongs up your nose, and get a suction pipe shoved up your **** hole. This then sucks the lumps down far enough to be wacked onto the metal prongs. The metal prongs then get removed, rapidly. If too slow, the tumors cause the brain to explode open.

Best of luck, doc.

[JoshFoskett.]

Habbo name = JoshFoskett
Habbox name = JoshFoskett.

My Entry:
Disease name = Spontanteous dental hydroplosion

What it does = Turns your teeth to liquid and drips down the back of your throat.

Cure = By removing all teeth

[Cutter]

Habbo Name: lil.lve
Habbox Name: Cutter

My Entry: Britalioucensperarentut

every time you see Britney Spears you tut

[Vennal]

Habbo Name: Vennal
Habbox Name: Maliqi
My entry: Cleanaphobia

When people are allergic to soap and water !

There is simply no cure you just have to replace water and soap with some other objects .. GL .

[Emu123]

Habbo Name: Emu123
Habbox Name: Emu123
My entry:

Condition: Trumpcheetophosphorus Bacterillium ( Can be mistaken for staphylococcus aureus)

The condition itself seems quite harmless as it can appear in the form of small boils or pimples. The true cause of this is unknown, it starts off just under the skin, where the nerves touch the skin cells, which clog up and form a cyst. The acid in the cyst, reacts with the blood stream, most commonly affecting the bowels causing endless farting. Yes farting.

More rare than farting, This also affects the hands and the feet where Nerves reproduce and start to tingle, pushing the skin forming a little bump. Soon the skin will crack and it will start to bleed.

Treatment: Until recently this was untreatable, then it was found that this was caused by sweat glands and palpitations in the skin which cause immense pain. Treated by a long course of Antibiotics and Acupuncture.

[-TGIFriday]

Habbo name: -TGIFriday
Habbox name: -TGIFriday

My Entry:

Condtion name:
HmmIThinkIJustWetMyselfItitis

Symptoms:
Having the uncontrollable urge to use the toilet.
Eating cucumber more than you usually do.

Cause:
Basically HmmIThinkIJustWetMyselfItitis is a rare disease primarily found in little tiny bugs called EyellMakeYouPee Bugs. These bugs live in breadbins and in ovens. They spread this disease by squirting a chemical out of their behind which is absorbed by the skin. Once this chemical is in the skin the 'HahaI'mInYourSkin' Proccess begins. The chemical will run through the bloodstream until it reaches the bladder in which it will drop out of the bloodstream and land in the bladder. It'll then start taking effect.

Effect:
You will lose the feeling of your own bladder meaning you will go to the toilet without even knowing it. This may be embarrassing, so It is recommended you wear HmmIThinkIJustWetMyselfItitis Lock Tight Pads™ which reduce the feeling, smell and noticability.

Cure:
To Cure HmmIThinkIJustWetMyselfItitis you will need to take HmmIThinkIJustWetMyselfItitis Cure Pills™ You will need to take 5 of these a day at regular intervals. The solution in the pills is carried via the bloodstream and in the same way as that nasty chemical. The solution will be dropped off at your bladder. The Chemical and solution will then put on their little hats and get out their little swords and fight it out. NOTE: You will not be able to feel this. Much. 99% of the time the solution will win if in groups. This is why we reuire you to take 5 per day. If you have any questions about HmmIThinkIJustWetMyselfItitis then call our hotline:

0800 00 1077
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