Lmao at this site

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yes i asked one of the strangers if they where real or a bot they said real so yeah

HE WAS BEIN SARCASTIC LOLOAPLDP:eusa_clap:eusa_danc:8:eusa_clap:rolleyes::rolleye s:

Stranger: hello stranger
You: no, you're the stranger
Stranger: you got me
Stranger: damn
You: hahha i got u michael jackson!!!!
Stranger: dont tell
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

oh

[Jam-ez]

You: Whats the story in balamory, wouldnt you like to know?
Stranger: hey
You: Whats the story in balamory, wouldnt you like to know?
You: Hello thar.
Stranger: haha what?
You: Whats the story in balamory, wouldnt you like to know?
You: Wouldn't you?
Stranger: idk?

... It didn't go too well.

You: Whats the story in balamory, wouldnt you like to know?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hii
Stranger: asl?
You: 73/unknown/care home
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[TheMagicTramp]

You: hi
Stranger: Hey, if you're horny please leave
You: Whats the story in balamory, wouldnt you like to know?
Stranger: Uhm, I guess so
You: im horny
Stranger: Bye!
You: but i wont leave
Stranger: Why? I hate horny *******s on this site
Stranger: It's really stupid if you ask me
Stranger: No offense if you are though...
You: i hate you mother ******
Stranger: Ok cool
You: ano
Stranger: Bakit?
Stranger: *****
You: *stabs*
Stranger: Ok ******
Stranger: I'm dying
Stranger: Ahhhh..
Stranger: What the ****
Stranger: Immature
You: do you want me to leave because im to horny then or what?
You: YES or NO
Stranger: Well, as long as you're not into that cyber ****
You: i was joking im not horny
Stranger: Oh okay then
You: but do you want cam2cam baby
You:
Stranger: Uh, BYE
You: **** off then bye

-longer-

[Johno]

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law. Reference no. 8429l271. Your IP address has been entered into our suspect database and may be sent to Child Protective Services. Please wait while memory ref. code 90637895 is entered into the database.

If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.

Stranger: Please wait while we process your IP address

You: YAY

You: what do I win?

Stranger: IP adress confirmed.

Stranger: You will be contacted by your local authorities shortly.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Bleh, those people are so annoying!

[culturist]

they seem to like disconnecting from the chat

[hamheyelliot]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hai, is there a Peter Walls in your house?
Stranger: yes
You: Dammit, noone waits for teh punchline Anyhoo, 14, m, uk.
You: Don't tell me ur 43, f, usa.
Stranger: no
Stranger: 14,m,canada
You: I see, so how are u this fine canadian morning/afternoon? (im not great with timezones)
Stranger: It's midnight
Stranger: i'm fine
You: Ah, 5 am in rainy uk. Canada sounds great, how's the quality tv programming over there?!
Stranger: We mostly watch american TV
You: Aha, FOX and NBC. I wish we had channels with 3 letters. *sigh*.
Stranger: BBC
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I think I got owned by a canadian? smartass he was :I

[iCicada]

Stranger: hi

You: Hi

You: ...

Stranger: ..asl?

You: asl?

Stranger: 15.m.china

You: 999.f.france

Stranger: 999?

You: Yeap
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Rofl, He got too excited.

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: Hi

You: asl

Stranger: 15/f/canada

Stranger: you?

You: 8/m/london

Stranger: o'rly

You: Yes

Stranger: how do you type when that young

You: I am 8 years old

You: Easy

Stranger: i am 12 and what is this?

You: Wha???


You: YOu lied to me

You: I lied to you

Stranger: you want to see my boobs?

You: I am actualy - Oh Yes I don't sorry

Stranger: In accordance with the Terms of Service you have accepted to use this chat client, this conversation has been monitored and recorded by the Child Internet Service Protection Agency, as licensed by the Child Online Privacy Protection Act (COPPA). You are receiving this notice due to a potential violation of US law. Your IP address has been recorded and sent to the Federal Bureau of Investigation, who will review the chat log and request all available contact information from your Internet Service Provider, and will pursue a criminal investigation if necessary. If you believe this chat session was logged in error, please contact your local FBI office within 24 hours and quote the reference number #21789731-0343.


If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.

You: ?


Stranger: I'm sorry but you have been tracked and located. It is wise for you to please head downstairs of your house

Stranger: we have been tracking you for the past few hours

You: Pfft

You: I don't have a down stairs?

Stranger: you gay?

Stranger: we will come for you

You: 0wNeD Much?

You: I'm not gay

Stranger: then why did you say you don't want to see my boobs

Stranger: definite gay sign there

You: I have boobs

Stranger: man boobs

You: Why do I need to see more ?

Stranger: you should start doing some bench press and dips

You: Pfft

Stranger: and maybe a little cable flys to work the inner chest nicely

Stranger: *****

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[TheMagicTramp]

You: hi
Stranger: Welcome. I am ChatBot 5000
You: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law. Reference no. 8429l271. Your IP address has been entered into our suspect database and may be sent to Child Protective Services. Please wait while memory ref. code 90637895 is entered into the database.
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: i know that one
You: your now going to be called by the FBI
You: *******
Stranger: hahaha
You: Please wait while we process your IP address
Stranger: hello little troll
You: IP adress confirmed.
You: You will be contacted by your local authorities shortly.
You: g'day
Stranger: gday
Stranger: FBI
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
You: fbi lol
You: **** you
Stranger: **** you too stranger
You: **** your mam
Stranger: shed love it
You: ill shred her down the shreder 1 by 1
You: ;D
Stranger: i have an idea
Stranger: YOU BE MARY JANE
You: a BAD one
Stranger: ILL BE VENOM
You: what we doing
Stranger: cyberrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
You: ewwww no with a ugly mug like you?
You: i don't really want to do role play
Stranger: what do you wanna do then?
You: i don't know what do you want to say nothing stupid like that or maybe we could just erm, erm, erm chat?
You: like normal people do in chat rooms
Stranger: dude
Stranger: so why u trollin me then?
You: its my chat room (well not exactly but you know what i mean) and i want to thats why
You: lets keep this chat going now please
Stranger: for real?
Stranger: ok
Stranger: go
You: male or female?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: asl
Stranger: asl
Stranger: asl
Stranger: lol
Stranger: female
You: 16/M/UK
Stranger: figures
You: your 97/LEZBO/IRAN
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: not hardly
Stranger: well, little troll
Stranger: its been fun
Stranger: get a life
You: yes hardly
Stranger: maybe some friends
You: u get a life *****a
Stranger: so sex
Stranger: a haircut
Stranger: breath fresehener
You: u neeed a fanny
Stranger: and a sense of humous
Stranger: *humour
Stranger: then
Stranger: ull be ok
You: get a fanny *****
Stranger: KTHNXBAI

You: free condom?
Stranger: i dont have any
You: i know but do u want one free?
You: are u there
Stranger: yes im here
You: wake up ******
Stranger: i really have no need for a free condom
You: **** ur girlfriend with it
Stranger: i have no penis, mate
You: so ur a female i guess
Stranger: i guess so
You: im too
You: wats ur msn addy
Stranger: why do you have free condoms?
You: add mine [email protected]
You: im giving them away
Stranger: i don't have msn
You: i knicked them from my local shop
Stranger: why?
You: download it then
You: because im cool
Stranger: i don't want msn
You: y
You: y
You: y
Stranger: i don't know anyone that uses it except for internet creeps
You: come on baby we'll do cam
You: ur the creep im talking to a stranger
Stranger: i don't have a webcam
You: who i don't know
Stranger: im not calling you a creep
You: oh then thats ok then
Stranger: okay!
Stranger: well im gonna go to sleep now
Stranger: good luck with the condoms
Stranger: maybe you should make balloons
You: u live in the uk right
Stranger: no
You: where
Stranger: usa
You: oh good night
Stranger: night

really random i felt bored.

[Jordan3606]

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: consious


You: ...

Stranger: how can i get rid of stress and tiredness?

You: Eat your own ****e

You: It works.

You: Trust me.

Stranger: why

You: I dont know, but it works

You: Try it. If it doesnt work, at least you still get the nice taste

Stranger: thanks

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

haha, whoever came up with this site is a genius.

[AgnesIO]

Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: how are you

You: Good thank

You: asl?

Stranger: no

Stranger: you first

You: 106, female, Afganistan

Stranger: good one

You: I am a mature woman as you can see.

You: You?

Stranger: 18 m seattle

You: Is this a site for erds and loners?

You: *nerds

Stranger: not necisarily

Stranger: its almost 4 in the morning, im just not tired

Stranger: thought i would jump on here and listen to music

You: So you come to talk to strangers daily

You: Aint you cool.

You: What music u like?

Stranger: not really, alternative, trance, new wave

Stranger: listening to the killers as of now

Stranger: yourself

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Sexy :S