Zombie Survival Thread...

[Rixion]

Using the disabled as human shields!

I like it.

Interesting idea! It could work.

[Mrak-Face]

Ok, I'ma criticise the only 2 serious answers.

Steal a Big Van

What? Just go out and steal a van? Remember, if there were complete chaos in society the real problem would be other people... not the zombies. People would be at eachothers throats for supplies and important tools. You try and steal someones van... they kill you.

Raid a shop for supplies and camp out in a school which has a lot of security.

Oh, so you're assuming that the other human survivors won't think of this? That's the first thing people will do, rush off to get supplies. Now unless you live right next to your shopping center then you're screwed.

The school... aswell would be a problem. Large and filled with people. Also many others would go for this area. Now even if you were able to get in first, others would attempt to break in as it is a safety location. Leaving you vulnerable. Also, why would you chose a school? Schools are only big in populated areas which are horrible choices to hide when majority of that population turning into zombies.

On the boat i would have all the esentials for fishing, and take alot of bottled water with me. This would let us last about 1-2 years, by then the infection would probably be stoped

Invest in a purifier next time. Furthermore. If let's say a zombie virus spread then there would be billions of people infected. Now, let's make the assumption that you're not the only survivor and people DID start to turn around the apocolypse... it would take hundreds of years to rid of billions of zombies... not a few years. You need a more stable and self sufficient plan other than "Grab some supplies and move to the ocean".
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break into a supermarket and steal a year supply of tin food - vegetables, fruits, meat, fish idk
break into sum shops and arm maself with a chainsaw, a baseball bat and sum knives
build (or buy) a house beside a river with fish preferably
fence and board up any entry towards the area
anddd wait.

You go to the supermarket and there's hundreds of other people there, some slightly infected. One bites you on the neck while you're grabbing the last few set of tinned beans (because that's all that's left). You die a few hours later.

[ItsDave]

have intercourse with them all, and then hide in lidls

Are you suggesting intercourse with zombies?

[Zokoli]

learn the language of the zombies.
earn their trust.
sit down by a camp fire and talk to them and make peace.
:eusa_danc

[The Don]

What? Just go out and steal a van? Remember, if there were complete chaos in society the real problem would be other people... not the zombies. People would be at eachothers throats for supplies and important tools. You try and steal someones van... they kill you.

Well my grand dad has a van, so we'd just use his...

Oh, so you're assuming that the other human survivors won't think of this? That's the first thing people will do, rush off to get supplies. Now unless you live right next to your shopping center then you're screwed.

The school... aswell would be a problem. Large and filled with people. Also many others would go for this area. Now even if you were able to get in first, others would attempt to break in as it is a safety location. Leaving you vulnerable. Also, why would you chose a school? Schools are only big in populated areas which are horrible choices to hide when majority of that population turning into zombies.

You're Right on this one, A school would be the popular choice for many people, maybe it's a bad deccesion.

About supplies, I live right next to a FEW different shops, Would'nt take a minute to get to ANY of them, so I'm sure i'd be able to get a good few supplies for this say, 1 month.

Invest in a purifier next time. Furthermore. If let's say a zombie virus spread then there would be billions of people infected. Now, let's make the assumption that you're not the only survivor and people DID start to turn around the apocolypse... it would take hundreds of years to rid of billions of zombies... not a few years. You need a more stable and self sufficient plan other than "Grab some supplies and move to the ocean".

Good Idea, Scrap the bottled water plan, I'd locate and steal a purifier by ANY means.
Also think about it, Zombies need to eat to, It would probably take a zombie 2 weeks to starve, I think that about about 5 billion people would end up a zombie, I think it would take a MAXIMUM of 10 years for ALL the zombies to starve, I'm Pretty sure that with a water purifier, and fishing equipment, I could quite happily live on a boat for 10 years. Afterall, How are zombies gonna get to a boat which is in the middle of the sea.

Try and counter those arguments...

[Naruto!]

Spongebob, are you sure 10 years at sea would happen? Have you heard of storms, waves?

[The Don]

Doesnt have to be at sea, could be a lake, afterall lakes have fish in them...

[Naruto!]

But you said the sea in your post.

[The Don]

I ment lake :S

[Naruto!]

Ah but you said the sea, nah a lake would be a good idea But I still think a small room would be best