If Footballers had facebook.

[Black_Apalachi]

Roy Keane likes this ...

Lol nice one .

Steven Gerrard joined the group I hate when my parents watch me while I am on the computer

Fail?

[Soy]

Eduardo is back from injury and on bench sat woop!!
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Martin Taylor dislike

[Smits]

Steven Gerrard joined the group I hate when my parents watch me while I am on the computer

Explain this one?

[Browney]

Steven Gerrard isn't looking forward to the Europa League, wharra joke!!! 10 minutes ago
Alex Ferguson likes this
David Moyes likes this

Mascherano has joined the group FC Barcelona 13 minutes ago

Torres will be attending The Europa League 15 minutes ago

[Arron]

Explain this one?

its a group on facebook.

literally hes saying his parents watch him on his computer. implying that he lives with his parents maybe?

[Ardemax]

/is childish/a child

so no, it doesn't fail lol

[Black_Apalachi]

Ryan Babel joined the group I Hate Rafael Benitez

-Steven Gerrard: **** off then you're **** anyway you ****
-Javier Mascherano: yes that is right Steven
-Steven Gerrard: and you Masha, thinkin you can hit it from anywhere like me
-David Ngog: oui oui, Javier you greedy. very greedy. not team player. pass more ehh??
-Xavi Alonso: hows it goin boys?!

/is childish/a child

so no, it doesn't fail lol

The fact it had to be explained shows it failed.

[AlexOC]

Steven Gerrard joined the group I hate when my parents watch me while I am on the computer

I Lol'd (Y)

[Mexel]

I Lol'd (Y)

LOL So did i, i seen that group pop up the other day. And HAHAHA At the Marcus Bent one. Boro have him on loan now. Boro are nothing now, may be harsh, but they wont be coming back up. And will be L1 in 3 years.

Andys likes this.


Ngog Cant believe im being called i diver, i blates fell
Steven Gerrard likes this


Roy Keane Get over it!
Thierry Henry likes this


David Beckham become a fan of asthma



Edit - Reading over on these, i agree if anyone says these are not funny. lol


Haha just found this one

Peter Crouch is now listed as engaged.

Jermain Defoe: You ugly, lanky streak of piss, how did you get a girl like that?
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[Ardemax]

lovin em mexel!
and ye, serg, you were saying?

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