Ever nearly died?

[Accipiter]

be better with an image really should let this thread role onto its original meaning now before we get our asses whipped.

[ecstasy]

yeah i thought that. i spend too much time in spam, i dont keep to the subject very well

[Nicola]

Note: Please keep this thread on topic. Any posts off-topic after this post will be dealt with as normal.

[Neversoft]

I've nearly been run over twice. Once when I just ran across the road without looking because I was a kid, and another when some moron in a van didn't indicate.

[OmgitsAmanda]

last night because i nearly set the house on fire at 4am or something. whatever happened, i was woken up and told that anyway.

[buttons]

Few years back I was on a trampoline with my mates, caught an awkward bounce, got flung into the air and landed on my back on my garden wall, arched and everything. Hurt like **** but somehow I came out pretty much unscathed

that kinda happened to me
my brother told me to land on my back and he'd jump off the shed onto the trampoline to make me bounce, he did + i fell onto the concrete behind it and fractured my tailbone & he kicked the shed window doing that and sliced his leg >.> makes me cringe thinking aboutboth. trampolines are well dangerous, not that we helped :eusa_ange

but no never nearly died.

[Jordy]

To be fair none of you have had near death experiences, some of you have come close to serious injury but even then, it would be a small chance.

I don't really think I've had a near death experience either

[Caution]

The umbilical cord got wrapped around my neck in the womb before my Mum gave birth, I've had an electric shock and a few car crashes. Not really near death, buy ye.

[Randomme]

Well i had a LOVELY Christmas night....

It all started with icy roads ( we thought would be gritted ). So going to leave my sister to her Boyfriends when we saw an accident, we made a quick turn right to avoid squashing them any worse. so we turned onto a death zone of ice! Car lost control....Span around 3 times... 1 inch away from an electric pole in the side of our car and going in the hedge luckily my dad loves Diffing (its an irish expression for 360 turns or donought or w.e. English people say as im not from England) so he knew to pull the handbrake and clutch and put into 2nd gear rather than brake alltogether...so my dad's a lifesaver tbh...

[Oleh]

Well not exactly, my mum ran me over when i was about 5 (reversing up drive and literally ran over my arm)
My cousin hit me with a golf club round my face full whack when i was 3, mum was crying when i walked in house my face was covered in blood and gave me and ice pop to stop it hurting but i ate the icepop cos it didnt hurt lulz.