Do you have any weapons?

[Pixet]

I have a 21" collapsible police baton.

that sounds awesome o_o

my dad has one of the old WOODEN police batons. it's like a mini baseball bat :L

[Recursion]

I have a 21" collapsible police baton.

BDSM??? With whom!

[Bun]

if some1 broke into my house i'd have to rely on my toothbrush or somet

[[Jay]]

I must inform you that I have reported this thread to the police.

[Nixt]

That just seems wrong to me for so many reasons.

You all have dirty, dirty minds.

@ above post, it's not illegal to have a knife or baseball bat in your house?

[Erotica]

No, I don't.

[Black_Apalachi]

I have a 21" collapsible police baton.

I'd rather be shot than hit over the knee caps with one of them

I must inform you that I have reported this thread to the police.

Yo dawg, are you fo' real? I be slittin' you up wit ma homies, you trippin' dawg! Ya feel me?

[AlexOC]

If i ever hear a noise downstairs, i get the clothes rail from inside my warddrobe, and use it as a weapon.

hahaha

nobody is ever there though.

[millermil121]

nothing except a small gun

[Neversoft]

I have a sword bayonet. My grandad found it at a scrapyard after the Second World War, he passed it on to my dad and my dad passed it on to me a couple of years ago. My dad and my brother also both have air rifles if you want to count them and I have two real bows, but unfortunately no arrows. My brother has a pair of throwing knifes as well. My uncle has a lot of weapons at his disposal as his job demands he shoots wild critters to protect other animals from extinction.