Guess how and when the user above will die.

[Cerys]

You will be swimming in a SHARK infested ocean. Something will tug on your leg. You'll get pulled underwater, and come face-to-face with a deadly shark, as its Jaws open, you will explode, causing a massive Tidal wave which kills many people.

Time + Date: 2 years, 4 months, 12 days, 12 hours, 34 seconds.

[Special-1k]

You will die buy falling into the grand canyon.

Time: 2months, 11 weeks, and 1 day, 5hours, and 33 seconds.

[Conservative,]

7 years, 1 month, 3 weeks, 4 days, 11 hours and 27 seconds - hit by a bus when running to work

[Circadia]

Falling down a ski slope you get impaled by a ski and then there is an avalanche so there is no way you can survive.
2 years 3 months 10 days 5 hours 18 minutes 6 seconds 18 billion milliseconds

[Thomas]

i stab u

0 years 0 months 0 weeks 2 hours 0 mins 1 sec

[JoeyK.]

0 years, 0 months, 0 weeks, 2 hours, 0 minutes.

Soul wars

[orientalframe?]

0 years, 0 months, 0 weeks, 3 hours, 11 minutes. Me and my mum will harass you.

[Special-1k]

80 years, 4 months, 1 week, 3 days, 2hours, and 30mins - A giant gorilla will attack you in your sleep.

[Jacob-G4E]

93 Years, 2 Days.
Your pet Goldfish will shove you off the end of a cliff, catch you at the bottom, then stab you with a plastic spoon.

[Jacob]

45 years, 21 days.

Gets murdered by someone who shares the same name.