A pirate and a sailor were exchanging stories. The sailor pointed to the pirate’s peg leg and asked, “How did you get that?”
The pirate said, “Aye, I wrestled a shark and lost me leg.”
The sailor pointed to the pirate’s hook and asked, “How did you get that?”
The pirate said: “Aye, I fought Red Beard’s crew and lost me hand.”
The sailor pointed to the pirate’s eye patch and asked, “How did you get that?”
The pirate said, “Aye, a bird came by and left droppings in me eye.”
The sailor said, “That’s not as impressive as the other two. …”
“Aye,” the pirate answered. “It was me first day with the hook.”
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09-08-2020, 04:46 PM #31
There's another shooting today, and this one was badI'm glad that we all hope and pray, but it takes more than thatWe've been trying, we've been cryingHoping that they will do more than keep lyingI need to believe that people can changeOr else this life has all been in vain
What's the point of fighting if we're fighting for a lie?
I'm not senDing sublimInal messagEs to rule breakers
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09-08-2020, 06:46 PM #32
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09-08-2020, 09:54 PM #33
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Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?Because they can spend years at C!
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What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
=: A carrot.
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10-08-2020, 10:26 AM #35
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How do pirates know that they are pirates?
They think, therefore they ARRRR!!!!!
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11-08-2020, 04:20 AM #36
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How do pirates prefer to communicate?
Aye to aye!
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11-08-2020, 02:51 PM #37
I wanted to be a pirate once, but I couldn't get my ship together.
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12-08-2020, 06:33 AM #38
What does a priate in HxSS say?
Aaaargh, 4th place
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12-08-2020, 08:58 AM #39
How much did the pirate pay for his piercings?
A buck-an-ear
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12-08-2020, 10:13 AM #40 Baaaad pirate joke!
What's a pirates favourite letter of the alphabet?!?!
The letter "P" because it would be an "R" but it's missing a leg! (like them duuh!
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Ooooof, love Amboru
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