I Went To See My Grandma one day. And I saw her fall out a top floor window onto a tricycle and then ride away... then she humped a tree whilst being spyed on by her neighbour. Her neighbour called the tree brigade but they all got sat on by a fat Snorlax and died in a painful death but all her bones clicked bk to place and she legged it. Then She Went Home and Had A Special Dinner which was slugs on toast however, the slugs slimed off and then Great Grandpa Joe ate the slime ball and died a horrible slmiy death like the tree patrol did then grandma became a Motercycle daredevil and ran off with her moto to jump over 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 sharks and fell on one of them and got eaten. O.o But The Shark Spat Her Out Because She Was All Wrinkly And She Quit That Job And Became A Meat Eater but the her head got ripped in half because the meat was really strong. A tiger ate the meat and Emicat started poking the Tiger with a stick and then the tiger turned round and started to look at Emicat with angry eyes and then it...humped her and licked her head then The Dark lord came with a cage and said "Relase the BEAST!Suddenly Micheal Jackson came out of the chage and saaid *WHO-HOO* And the Tiger squeald and gulped grandmas head then The dark king put the Tiger and Micheal Jackson in the cage and then the tiger screamed and then micheal said "Who-hoo-ouu~!!!!!!!!" o.O
Later that day, I went to see my grandfather he was 104 years old and he sleeps everyday i try to wake him up and my sister says stop playing with the dead I said "Grandpa isn't dead his body didnt disappear like ing the video games. :/" Then i went for a bikini wax at the Sanderson hotel but I got ****d by Cristiano Ronaldo but it wasnt forcebecause he was very sexy but then he left and i was releived the i saw him do it with a whale the with a seal I said ti Cris "What huged you whe you where a child!!??" He replied and said Callie.











