i went to see willy wonker and he said he was a michael jackson fan.. And i went OMG0DZ ME TOO, but i was lieing, i really wasn't and i was just trying to engage conversation untill mr wonka took it too far he then set his oompa loompas on me. I ran off screaming, but then i came back cause i forgot my jacket that was blue. I then realised willy wonker was wearing a hat, so i asked "Where did you get that lovely hat of your from" He replied, the 99p shop, so i said ok and ran off the the 99p shop. I then saw they were out of stock So i had a hissy fit and ran back to mr wonka and stole his hat "TeeHee" But then he set his lumpa gang onto me, Luckily i know karate so i did my special karate (The one i made up by myself) and took down my trosers and pulled a moonie, the site was so bad all the lumpas died and i stood there staring and laughing to myself. I knew it was a job well done so then i went into the factory and started eating grass, went to see willy wonka but he died. So i gave him come back to life pills and he lived...but it was bad that he'd lived because the come bact to life pills have side effects that make you a devil so he ate all his oompa loompas. Then the side affects wore off and he threw up the oompa loompas. Then Charlie got scared and swore at Willy Wonka Then Michael Jackson came in and kidnapped me and tied me to a bed and took his and my clothes of and came on me so i had a shower and ran screaming TeeHee all the way to teletubbie land where i met...spiderman .I ran over to him and he bit me, then i had super web powers but then i relized Penguins with hand-guns Were Invading The Earth, so i ran off screaming




