Have you ever been attacked?

[ross]

His nose and his sausage are nowhere to be seen!

Lmao. He's looking at his 'spares'

[Pamela]

My grans dog bit me on the ear when i was like 4 i was pulling its ear before it bit me though

[Wolfie]

By a dog it had to get put down Bull Mastiff tore at my leg i was totally hurt i lost a bit of skin i like couldnt walk for 11 days

[Absently]

I went 2 rub my cousins cat and then i turned around and it jumped on my back and attacked me

[Steph]

brown squirrles? i aint heard of them :s u mean grey squirrles "/

yes grey. my bad.

[GommeInc]

Some idiot tried bad repping me saying something about me being stupid by thinking Grey Squirrels are polluting the world... When did I say that?

All I said was they are terrible creatures that are worse than their friendlier counter part, the Red Squirrel./

[ChloeDust]

Hmm my dog also humps my leg too sometimes ;/ randy little jack russel lol also i got attacked by a dandy long legs once, i hate spiders >.<;;

[Bradd-Aaron]

Meh dog is a puppy she radomoly attacks me!
Oh yer and like OMG!~!!1111!!!! I GOT ATTACKED BY MY OWN FEET!!wewwww@@!!!!@#!@

[joe:-,]

Lol thanks for everyone stories keep them coming
they are all very funny but some are weird lol only joking

[joeyjo21]

I got attacked today by a group of 4 year olds lmao. Im currently volunteering at a playgroup and they thought it was funny to steal my nose, "set me on fire" and put me in jail. They love me really lol.