Today I went away to the barbers to get a hippo sliced length ways. After I Played with my game boy, it blew up into a smoking smelling piece of fish, I then Snogged ---MAD--- and pulled my gun and bullets flew out towards the big Power Ranger. However, Grandma smelled a dog that peed on a big cat with its willy pointing up, and was very happy. Meanwhile, damn, eagle got shot by a sniper rifle in the head,the happy eagle lived. Suddenly, a tortoise looked up to the sky, what happened next? Was a poo stain which had diarrhea, moving away from that, there was a child named alabozeheinuyi who had been attacked by muggers and had just killed four dirty sexy goats with big chins and he robbed the church, the muggers were mystified and highly confused and then out of the blue came a extremely idiotic cow that went Oom how can i do jumps please! Suddenly a man stepped out of a yellow wagon . He Pulled a gun and pointed it at the priminster the bullet from the gun Chicken and died. Bird flu Took out a gun and aimed at beyonce but a very OLD MAN! Smelt like B.O LMAO! When people died. Isolde farted when JimboJosh told him to pee off you pizzaman! That monkey ran up a tree, said "How do they do you ridonculous old man!" Suddenly the fat manneh cried sex! then robotic hippies that flew into the crackhouse Started jumping shouting, suck a pineapple plant, I walked into a wall Backwards and began to act looney infront of chickens that pecked something out SUPERMAN , which then went to the supermarket. After Having some Guiness beer, Rigamortis, and plantarfaciitus. I then went down to a pediatrist and screeched very horridly "NIPPLES!" After, Gumby went around looking at bums until the apple soaked itself into a pensioner that went you HAIRY Bob of in milk. This aroused Azza as Shinigami is very hot in old granny wigs becausetheyresodamnsexy [: but God, you stink of cheese. Apparently when beatrice ate my friend, she tossed off a free hand job to Matty. Anyway I like to slap idiots who are very arrogant yet cool. Fat people make me cry . They are also funny. Harriet was dancing Around jimbob's weener and licked my small lolipop. Suddenly I started choking while jimbob kicked the TV from hell. Metaphoricaldiscombobulation is my fetish. 8f8 made lots of cakes but the cat made Shoes!!! So Then I started to run. The african through one Million wedges at 100mph went lol. Suddenly I crapped my mother's *****. So I made myself shout nipples. My cat exploded. Then my tounge touched the























