I went to the supermarket and bought a Mussel for my dog, Vaseline, Big Eat Monster Munch, pie , a budgaree, a lampshade, a frying pan, some eggs, a chicken and a chocolate bar, salted peanuts, giant cake, A guy named James Bond, his entourage , his mum, his mums knitting, the shop, George W. Bush, fake ****s, Vittel water, bouncy castle, a weasel, a shed, a playboy bunny, a jukebox, fluffy earmuffs, condoms, fruity condoms, whips and chains, handcuffs, a trophy, a medallion ring, Mr T cutout 6 foot tall stand, Wayne, Eric Cartman, Kenny, TIMMY!!! Stan, South park cast, a cigar, a lighter, a leather hat, Bill gates, Windows XP, a keyboard, a flute, band geek, Asda, dog, Tesco, The Co-Op, kinkaii whip, Sudocreme for my kinkaii wounds with sphagetti.

















