I'd say hi and carry on changing.
What if i kidnapped your invisible dog?

I'd say hi and carry on changing.
What if i kidnapped your invisible dog?
I'd kidnap your invisible cat. Then run it over.
What if i stole your bed?
Psst. I love you
I'd sleep in your bed.
What if i hit you in my car? Which i don't have.
I'd be crippled.
What if i stole my bed too? So you got no bed?!
Psst. I love you
I'd push you over and sleep on you. Sorry if i drool.
What if a famous people ask you out?
I'd be shocked.
What if i gave you a piece of pie?
Psst. I love you
I'd throw it at you.
What if i took at photo of you and put it up around town?
I would cry loads.
What if you didn't tie your shoelaces up and fell over?![]()
Psst. I love you
I'd laugh and call myself stupid.
What if i declared my love to you.
I'd be shocked 'cause i know you'd be lying.
What if i went off with your ex?
Psst. I love you
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