Summer Transfer Window

[Minstrels]

Today is the day!!!! Super Mario Balotelli! Super Mario Balotelli!

[Arron]

Any more news on Ozil?

[Browney]

You're paying some of his wages too and the £8million is over 4years hahaha, might look like he's playing for liverpool on motd if you look at him from behind.

Oh I know. What a piss-take. Lets pay you to take our 2nd best striker. :@

[Jibbish]

why did o neill leave? no control over transfers.

bye young, bye milner. hello heskey, rifling them in from45 yards

o'neill left because he wasn't willing to help the club resolve its wages issue, therefore randy lerner wouldn't let him buy anyone else.
he said once o'neill frees up some money on the wage bill he could buy players, he didnt like that so he quit.
milners going yes, ashley young wants to sign a new contract?
heskey was an o'neill favourite thats why he featured so much, i doubt our next manager would play him ahead of agbonlahor or carew tbh, and if he gets sold it frees up about £60k of the wage bill so it's all good

[Nalfar]

this is the second time i've said this to you...

heskey started about 5 games last season!

[Jam]

this is the second time i've said this to you...

heskey started about 5 games last season!

Which is 'about' 5 too many when you have Carew sitting on the bench.

[JackBuddy]

Been given permission to speak to Parker (urgh).
Club expects a £12m bid for Remy to be accepted.
Looking to sign some CB from Plymouth.

[JackBuddy]

Bellamy's agent saying that he will only talk to Spurs.
Fabiano no longer going to Marseille, Seville want £18m for a 29 year old. Athletico Madrid also wanted £25m for Forlan.

[Geraint]

CRAIG ******* BELLAMY. OH MY GOD!!!

[Jibbish]

Milner to City and Ireland to Villa finally confirmed by SSN
Stephen Ireland made this happen, as he was fed up by how he was treated and decided to only take half of what he was owed.