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  1. #481
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    You work in a paint making factory and had an accident?


    Why do you look like an umpa lumpa?

  2. #482
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    I don't think that :S

    Why is christmas 16years way ?

  3. #483
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    Cos they iz sparkliez and st00f k?
    Why does Hitler have a mop for a moustache
    I Threw My Pitchfork In Your Haystack Last Night
    Oo Arr Oo Arr.








  4. #484
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    because he couldn't find the scissors?

    why am i beautiful

  5. #485
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    Because he never shaves

    Why is my room dark?

  6. #486
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    Because the light has broken

    Why have I got to get off now?
    yeah.

  7. #487
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    because you mum says so?

    why is the light not working?

  8. #488
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    No electricity

    But why am i on pc if there is no electricity :s

  9. #489
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    because your computer is run by your hamsters running wheel?

    Why is my fish floating to the top o the tank?

  10. #490
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    because it ate too much

    Why is my cat sitting on my keyboard?

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