You work in a paint making factory and had an accident?
Why do you look like an umpa lumpa?

You work in a paint making factory and had an accident?
Why do you look like an umpa lumpa?
I don't think that :S
Why is christmas 16years way ?
because he couldn't find the scissors?
why am i beautiful![]()
Because he never shaves
Why is my room dark?
Because the light has broken
Why have I got to get off now?
yeah.
because you mum says so?
why is the light not working?
No electricity
But why am i on pc if there is no electricity :s
because your computer is run by your hamsters running wheel?
Why is my fish floating to the top o the tank?
because it ate too much
Why is my cat sitting on my keyboard?
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