Make Me Laugh - Ends 11th March

[..Jay]

How Come Washing Up Liquid Is Made With Real Lemons However Lemonade Is Artificial?

[lindsay789]

Habbo Name : frontslide

Joke : Once upon a time there were three habbos. The Three habbos were bored with the Norm and wanted an adventure, Luckily, That same day, they had heard a rumour of a Magical Mountain near the local .com.sg hotel. They thought it was worth a try so they travelled and climbed until they reached there destination. When they were on the mountain peak they saw something odd, a SLIDE! They read the notice beside it and it read " Shout for whatever you wish as you go down this slide and you will land in it" Habbo no.1 was up for it so he said " Ok, I'm going " He jumped onto the slide and Shouted " Mocha Masters! " and he landed in mocha masters, Habbo no. 2 said " ok, its worth a try" So he followed Habbo No.1 and shouted " Hc sofas!!".Habbo no.3 Was the only one left so he decided to go, He totally forgot what he was supposed to do and was having such a good time he said " Weeeeeeeeeee"




Oh my....Thats a long joke lol!

Lol dat was funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[lindsay789]

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Habbo Name: Global
Your Joke: There are 5 people on a plane about to crash, and only 4 parachute's. The first person to speak is an up in-coming NBA star. He explains how he has a strong career ahead of him in basketball, and that he deserve's to live. He grab's 1 of the 4 parachute's and jumps out. Next is super model Tyra Banks. She explains how she, being the beautiful model that she is, deserve's to live, and grabs one of the remain 3 parachute's and jumps out. Now only 3 people remain, a school girl, the Pope, and George Bush. George Bush grab's 1 of the two parachute's left and explains that because he is the President of the United states, he should continue to live, and jumps out. Now only the school girl and the Pope are left. The Pope hand's the final parachute to the girl, telling her that he is gorwing old, and will die soon. He explains that she has a long life ahead of her, and should live. She then replies to him, "That's okay.. George Bush just grabbed my backpack!"

i dont get it :s :s :s :s :s :s :s :s :s

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[Sabu]

Sorry MissAlice and all other Staff;
lindsay789,PLEASE dont double-post,post useless messages and use more than 5 of the same words/smilies!It is time wasting and it does not make you any cooler and will NOT get you any more reputation from your friends!

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[:.frozen.:]

habbox name: :.frozen.:
habbo name: :.frozen.:

my joke well not a joke, a funny story! :

One day I had a thaught in my head and I went up to my brother to see if he could answer it! so, I went up to him and said:
"where are we?"
and he said
"in our house dum-dum!"
then I said
"I know! but wheres that?"
"in our street, you know that!"
"ok.... but wheres that?"
"in our country! whats up with all these questions??"
he starts to get annoyed but I carry on...
"where is that?"
"in the city....... :@ "
"and that?"
"in the world!! aargh.. I understand now, this is for your homework! isnt it!?"
"just hear me out bro! so... wheres the world?"
"in our soler system!"
"ok.... and that?"
"How am I supposed to know?... the final frounteer I guess!"
"and that?"
"Arg! shutup!"
"and that?"
"Go Home!!!!"
"and that?"
"ARG! I allready told you where our house is!!!!"
my brother gets agrovated and goes to his room :eusa_wall
and I roll on the floor laughing my head off



I hope you enjoyed it!!! lol It made my family laugh for sure!
sorry this wasent a Joke to be exact but i hope its good enough to be classified as one!!
:eusa_ange

[Jasmin]

Habbo Name : Trixeh

You Probebly Think This is Pretty Lame lol

A Guy walked into the doctors
Man: Hay Doc I have a really bad pain In My ear
Docter: Hmmmm Let Me Have a look
*Doctor Looks*
Doctor: Omg ! *Pulls out a 10 pound note*
Man: Is is serious doc ?
Doctor: You Had 10 pounds in your ear
Man: wow ! But it still hurts ?
Doctor: *Pulls out another 10 pound note*
Man: wow , but it still hurts
*The doctor carries on pulling 10 pounds out*
Doc: Blimey ! You have 1000 pounds here !
Man: Ahhhh My Ear's better
Doc: Did u just here me ! 1000 pounds Mate !
Man: welll Doc, I havnt been feeling to Grand !!!

Thats a Groaner Lol

[Kroziun]

Man walks into doctor's office for the results to his test.
Doctor, standing near him, says, "Take a seat - I've got some good news and some bad news..."
"Let's hear the bad news first, Doc."
"Well, you only have a week left to live..."
"Wha... Well, if that's the bad news, what on earth is the good news?"
Doctor clasps his hands together, smiles, and makes a golfing swing motion.
"My handicap's down to 3..!"

[ClonerJosh1234]

A Marine was coming home from the Pentagon one day. He noticed that there was a lot more traffic than normal. As he got further up the road all of the traffic had come to a halt. He saw a policeman coming towards his car, so he asked the cop what was wrong. The cop said, "Man we are in a crisis situation. Mr. Clinton is in the road very upset. He does not have the $33.5 million that he owes his lawyers, and his family hates him. He is threatening to douse himself in gasoline and start a fire." The marine asked the cop exactly what he was doing there." The cop said, " I feel sorry for the president so I am going car to car asking for donations." The marine asked, "How much do you have so far?" The cop replied, "Well as of right now only 33 gallons, but many people are still siphoning as we speak!"

:eusa_hand :eusa_hand :eusa_hand :eusa_hand :eusa_hand :eusa_hand

[Adam$]

Habbo Name: ApK
Joke: (see below)

The Indians asked their Chief in autumn if the winter was going to be cold or not. Not really knowing an answer, the chief replies that the winter was going to be cold and the villagers were to be prepared.
Being a good leader, he then went to the next phone booth and called the National Weather Service and asked, "Is the winter going to be cold?"
The man on the phone responded, "This winter is going to be quite cold" So the chief went back to speed up his people to collect even more wood to be prepared.
A week later he called the National Weather Service again, and asks "Is it going to be a VERY cold winter?"
"Yes," the man replied, "It's going to be a very cold winter"
So the chief goes back to his people and orders them to go and find every scrap of wood they can find. Two weeks later he calls the National Weather Service again, and asks "Are you absolutely sure, that the winter is going to be very cold?"
"Absolutely," the man replies, "The Indians are collecting wood like crazy!" :eusa_danc

[.Jaggert]

Habbo Name : .Jaggert
Joke :
Q : How Do you Fit 4 Elephants Into A Blue Mini ?
A : 2 In The Front, 2 In The Back
Q : How Do You Know When An Elephant Has Been In Your Fridge ?
A : There Is A Footprint In The Butter
Q : How Do you Know When 2 Elephants Have Been in your Fridge ?
A : There Are 2 Footprints In The Butter
Q : How Do you Know When 3 Elephants Have Been In Your Fridge ?
A : There Are 3 Footprints In The Butter
Q : How Do You Know When 4 Elephants Have Been In Your Fridge ?
A : There Is A Blue Mini Parked Outside ! ! ! !

Hope You Like It ! ! !
MAKE SURE YOU READ THE WHOLE JOKE
( It Is All One Joke )