Dirty Minds..

[JT-Fan]

I used to have a really huge kitchen knife but it fell down the back of the sofa, i put my hand down there once and found...

The most lovely equishy thing my hand had ever massaged..

[plasticvicar]

The most lovely equishy thing my hand had ever massaged.. was a apple pie.

I stared at the hot chick i cant believe she was asking me to....

[Redmoon Evil]

wth you on dude? >:I

what lol its no better nor worse than everyone elses

atleast i didn't say *says in immature idiot voice*

sniffing fann*

lolozl

[Infrontation]

The most lovely equishy thing my hand had ever massaged.. was a apple pie.

I stared at the hot chick i cant believe she was asking me to....

"I started at the hot chick i cant believe she was asking me to iron her clothes!

So I then decided too search my drawers for that thing i urged which was.."



This should be fun psml.

[Stress Free]

..fabric sofener
she came home late at night and was very drunk she lay on the bed and asked me if..

[Infrontation]

..fabric sofener
she came home late at night and was very drunk she lay on the bed and asked me if..

She came home late at night and was very drunk, she lay on the bad and asked me if I would put the kettle on.
I went down the stairs too find that there was another women there tempting me with..

[Redmoon Evil]

She came home late at night and was very drunk, she lay on the bad and asked me if I would put the kettle on.
I went down the stairs too find that there was another women there tempting me with..

I went down the stairs too find that there was another women there tempting me with a box of jammy dodgers,
i had the urge to...

[Bimbybecca]

I had the urge to mix the jammy dodgers with some jaffa cakes.

At that moment the other woman stood up, I could'nt believe it when I saw that she was revealing her...

[Herman]

At that moment the other woman stood up, I couldn't believe it when I saw that she was revealing her bookshelve filled with books. I started removing my..

[mike475]

At that moment the other woman stood up, I couldn't believe it when I saw that she was revealing her bookshelve filled with books. I started removing my.. paper , i torn it so hard my pointy...