ROFLOriginally Posted by ssricky
I dont think anything embarrasing has happened to me. That i can remember anyway.

ROFLOriginally Posted by ssricky
farted while kissing my girlfriend
I dont think anything embarrasing has happened to me. That i can remember anyway.
I got skanted [trousers & boxers] down to my ankles while kissing a girl in the middle of a busy train station. Everyone could see my![]()
I pulled my trousers up and ran after my "mate" who did it
موٹا بيكار كائيّاں بدتميز چوپاگsaalis haeń faajirahz
lol good old pants who hasnt it happenened too?
I did a "fart" In REIt's so embarassing
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Originally Posted by 8Freak8
I was in town with my (then) girlfriend, and she was buying makeup for someone's birthday present. I didnt realise there was a plastic cover over the tester and started remarking on how smooth it felt...
She was hysterical for a good 5 minutes.
Why were you feeling Lipstick? For that she should of been laughing!
You don't understand! If you were there you'd understand.Originally Posted by j0rd
I've been out with hot girls but I don't get a stiff one just by sitting next to them..
Last edited by Fiddle-Sticks; 08-06-2006 at 09:04 AM.
Jack says:
Fiddle-Sticks is my Habbo Name
- SmarterChild - says:
What do you mean by that?
Jack says:
your gay
- SmarterChild - says:
I don't think that really matters.
Jack says:
So you are?
- SmarterChild - says:
Well don't you think I am?
Jack says:
Yes
- SmarterChild - says:
Why?
Jack says:
Are you, yes or no?
- SmarterChild - says:
Do I have to decide?
Jack says:
*rolls eyes* Okay
- SmarterChild - says:
OK. I'll say yes.
What. The. HELL!?!?Originally Posted by Pedro-Valente
Hmmm i was caught masterbating under the table in english
Some call that a problem.
But I call it a gift.
Originally Posted by Foks
What. The. HELL!?!?
***** COUGHT "MASTURBATING" UDNER A EFFEN TABLE IN SCHOOL!!!!!!
Jack says:
Fiddle-Sticks is my Habbo Name
- SmarterChild - says:
What do you mean by that?
Jack says:
your gay
- SmarterChild - says:
I don't think that really matters.
Jack says:
So you are?
- SmarterChild - says:
Well don't you think I am?
Jack says:
Yes
- SmarterChild - says:
Why?
Jack says:
Are you, yes or no?
- SmarterChild - says:
Do I have to decide?
Jack says:
*rolls eyes* Okay
- SmarterChild - says:
OK. I'll say yes.
Some people..
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Last edited by Foks; 08-06-2006 at 09:20 AM.
Some call that a problem.
But I call it a gift.
I answered the phone about an hour ago thinking it was my parents saying:
"Michael's Skiving Off School Service. We skive so you don't have to"
and it was someone asking for my dad =[
I was crapping meself![]()
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