Your teachers favourite quotes.

[Rou]

My science teacher kept calling people a Brainless Baboon.

[Not-Girly-Girl7]

My grade 4 teacher really dis-liked me and one girl , we drove her off the wall Lol, she got so mad she through a book and her quotes were....

Guuurrrrllzzz
And.. If we did stuff in Gym She'd say...
Were going to blow them out of the water or
At first you don't succeed

We were like yah its not a soapyyy opera

[GommeInc]

My Year 9 teacher used to call us "Filthy little toe rags" when we were naughty.

My L and T teacher used to randomly say "Let's write about the sex life of a camel."

My French teacher used to say "I am not your mate," "Get out, get out of the room!" " I don't think that is very funny" "I don't get it..." (she does not know many English phrases and expressions, so most of her quotes were confused quotes).

An English teacher in my year (didn't teach me, but she did sometimes when a teacher was ill_ used to say "Ah boys!" in a funny way.

My old Science teacher used to say "Ah noooooooooooo" and put loads of "ahs" in front of what he said.

My other Science teacher who replaced him when he retired used to always say "Stop procrastinating!" and "Right gentleman, safety goggles on!"

And that's all I remember

[cli62]

R.E teacher- always puts Ah in front of every sentence.. very annoying

IST teacher- he says a sentence and waits for us to finish it

Canteen lady- calls people boofheads

History teacher- calls people possums

[Nixt]

My tutor has found a new obsession. He, worryingly, has fallen in love with Johnny Cash... So if you speak to him, he spins round and says
"JOHNNY CASH ~ THE MAN IN BLACK" >.>