Are you generally happy with yourself?

[ilovejordan]

like are there things you wish would be different with urself?
or are you happy?
Im happy as myself but sumtimes i wish i was shorter!!!
Im only 5ft7, which u may not think is tall, but agenst my mates im just like up ther and its annoying.
+ most of the hot guys i know are like 5ft5 and its like DAMN U GROW PLZ

You don't want to be small. Trust me
And no im not lmao.

[FlyingJesus]

do u av babys
no u dnt

You have the option not to have them, or to stick 'em in a test tube And instead of pregnancy we get our balls crushed, which isn't pleasant.

do u av periods
no u dnt

Actually we do ^_^ Guys have the hormonal season of it, we don't get the cramps and such but we might as well because we have to put up with our women complaining about it all the time :8

Other bonuses for women:

*Political defences - women have many more rights than men
*Can pleasure themselves without anyone knowing - we have big ol' sticks giving it away (well most of us)
*Can ALWAYS be guaranteed a pull just by lifting your top
*Can make people do stuff for you in return for a sneak peek
*Can use periods as an excuse not to do things
*Have TEN TIMES STRONGER ORGASMS which also last longer than a man's
*Easier to learn to have a "multi"
*Can take it up the bum without being thought to be gay

And other such things along those lines

[ilovejordan]

You have the option not to have them, or to stick 'em in a test tube And instead of pregnancy we get our balls crushed, which isn't pleasant.

You have it easier. soz

Actually we do ^_^ Guys have the hormonal season of it, we don't get the cramps and such but we might as well because we have to put up with our women complaining about it all the time :8

then that girl is just a moaner!!

Other bonuses for women:

*Political defences - women have many more rights than men

No we dnt

*Can pleasure themselves without anyone knowing - we have big ol' sticks giving it away (well most of us)

Its obvious if a woman is touching herself down there .

*Can ALWAYS be guaranteed a pull just by lifting your top

Not if they are saggy

*Can make people do stuff for you in return for a sneak peek

If you respect yourself you dont do that

*Can use periods as an excuse not to do things

I'd rather not have periods.

*Have TEN TIMES STRONGER ORGASMS which also last longer than a man's

Compensation

*Easier to learn to have a "multi"
*Can take it up the bum without being thought to be gay

And other such things along those lines

Do you like it up the bum then?

[Ree...]

LOL AT CASSIES LAST ANSWER
but like
ummm
BUT
U DNT HAVE TO HAVE BABIEZ!!!!!!!!
N U CAN PEE WEREVA U WANT

[ilovejordan]

LOL AT CASSIES LAST ANSWER
but like
ummm
BUT
U DNT HAVE TO HAVE BABIEZ!!!!!!!!
N U CAN PEE WEREVA U WANT

and they dont have periods.
And they dont worry about themselves as much as women.
and they get payed more in jobs.

[Ree...]

yh + they dont have to spend ages gettin ready + they dnt have to buy lots of shoes + clothes!!!!!!!!

[ilovejordan]

yh + they dont have to spend ages gettin ready + they dnt have to buy lots of shoes + clothes!!!!!!!!

+ they can get muddy or w/e without being called a tomboy!1

[Steven.]

Uhuh, no i'm not happy with myself.

would love to have a new me, but that wont happen :|

[Ree...]

but he is right bout da plesurin yaself bit coz they just hav dis big fing poppin out its a bit obv!

[FlyingJesus]

Actually women do have more rights than men now, and get paid more, all because of women doing what they do best - complaining ^_^

Blokes do worry about themselves, we just keep it to ourselves because we're manly and 'ard and all that jazz. Being able to pee in an alleyway is in no way good enough to make up for 10x ****** power, although it is quite fun. Babies I'll grant you, but the rest we have just as much grief about so quit yer moaning