The incredible insult thread thingy!

[Jamie]

Why do people alway's make fun of people's mum's, "OMGZ UR MUM IS FAT"
They are childish

[la-ur-en]

Looks like it has turned into 'your mama' jokes... Get ready people i am the best at this...

Your mama is so fat, she went out with high heels and came back with flip flops.

Your mama is so fat, when she wears high heels in texas, she finds oil.

Your mama is so fat, when she stands on the scales, it says 'one at a time please'.

Your mama is so dumb, she cut holes in her umberella to see if it was raining.

Your mama is so bald, i can see what she is thinking.

Your mama is so ugly, when she was born, her parents had to wrap a porkchop round her neck, just so the dog would play with her.

Your mama is so fat, it takes two buses and a train just to get on her good side.

Your mama is so poor, i seen her kicking a can down the street, and i asked her what she was doing, and she said 'moving house'.

Your mama is so poor, i seen her jumping on a dumpster one day, so i asked her why and she said 'my kids have locked me out'.

Your mama is so poor, i stood on a lit ciggerete, and she said 'who turned off the heating'

Your mama is so bald, i can see what she is thinking.

I will think of more later on, I just can't think of anymore :eusa_thin

[Ciaran]

Yo mama's so fat, all the restaurants in town have signs that say:
"Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama"

Yo mama's so fat, when she dances, she makes the band skip.

Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to put her picture on the milk truck.

Yo mama's so fat, she fills up the bath tub, and then she turns on the water.

Yo mama's so fat, when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her 5 years to live.

Yo mama's so fat, she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.

Yo mama's so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.

Yo mama's so fat, even God couldn't raise her spirits.

Yo mama's so fat, she was on the corner with a sign that said "Will eat for food."

Yo mama's so fat, every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil.

Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.

Yo mama's so fat, when I climbed up on top of her, I burned my bum on the lightbulb.

Yo mama's so fat, she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.

Yo mama's so fat, her bum looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.

Yo mama's so fat, when she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party.

Yo mama's so fat, she has to wear a three piece bathing suit.

Yo mama's so fat, she broke her leg and gravy dripped out.

Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a talking scale and it said "Please step out of the car."

Yo mama's so fat, her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters.

Yo mama's so fat, she whistles bass

[Pulchritudinous]

You have body odour.

[GoldenGrahams]

Ciaran and La-ur-en, we can all go to www.yourmama.com and copy and paste every cus on there.

Is there really any need though? It's insult after insult, not 25 insults followed by another 30

[Pulchritudinous]

Your a silly billy.