habbo name : oli0
i would take out ma phone and text to every number ' luv u and goodbye '
then realise that i had texted i love u to habbo credits line, my frends parents and a hobo... i would stop the car and get out onto the cold hard empty pavement and look up and seeing a giant pig's bladder floating towards the city whilst scotish men in kilts hid under giant pebbles petruding from the road. a ninja clown will be whipping jakie chan on the left buttox cheek because he had put **** Van Dyke in his oatmeal and porridge soup who had just recently finished writing the gay book for gays and accidentally eaten half of his left foot. an old lady will be screaming ' i cant move because seven of my eight legs are stuck under this inflatable dinosaur '. hobos will be riding weely bins with ' sorry i cant hear you, ive got snow in my hair ' written on with a biro on them running over mad scots men playing bagpipes to the sound of the giant bladder which was now very close to the town...an old innocent man will die as a result of bath bombs exploding in his bath unsuspectingly. 287 bicycles will be dropped from the giant pigs bladder because it had been poked by a sparrowtrysarioustertiousnenctus. a baby worm couldnt wait to die and so fired a hairpin at the giant pigs bladder which blew up and killed all existance
i should finish my story now or the competition will end before i post this...










Whats the worst that could happen??:eusa_wall




