Rare Communications Competition.

[lSander]

I think it's a poor layout .

[ReviewDude]

I had to... Rofl.

Dear Sir or Madam,

I am writing, as a my age is here year-old, to tell you that I believe for your key demographic - your site layout is very poor. I inderstand a winning design from Habbo Hotel was chosen, however, this design is apalling. I believe your idea for the site was for it to be 'funky, yet professional', and you have rather remarkably achieved the exact opposite, a feat to be congratulated on. Specialising in Entertainment, children and family markets, you need a website that doesn't look like a three year old child using Microsoft FrontPage 98 created it, saving images in possibly the worst possibly way (as JPGs).

Please, however, do not take this email as a personal insult. Many of my peers feel the same way (http://habboxforum.com/showthread.php?t=319512 - while you're there may I suggest looking into the 'Web Design' forums too) and you are very far off-base. If you wish for your company to acheive success, you have to change. Your website is the first thing most clients will see - and do you want them to judge you as being, and I quote from the aforementioned link "poop", "pants", "unprofessional", "crap", "rubbish", "freewebs", "noobs", the list goes on.

See sense and hire someone.

Kindest regards,

;; My Name Is Here (ReviewDude)

;; General Manager, HabboPaper.co.uk
;; Forum Moderator, HabboxForum.com

I think I came across rather nicely...

[F32]

Well done, only:

I inderstand a winning design

[Evescence]

Yes, you did indeed.

[ReviewDude]

Well done, only:

D'you know what? If they let that monstrosity slip, I doubt they'll notice a typo :p

[F32]

C'mon.

I say we take this to the high court.

I really fail to see why this guy won - seriously.

Although, now I know why I didn't even make it to the last three

[ReviewDude]

They looked at the entries and went, right, firstly we want one that looks SO good it could have been ripped off a templates site...

*Entry is complained about*

Damn... That strategy didn't work. Brian, it's time.

Brian: But, no, you don't mean...

Yes I do, Brian. Bring out... Stevie Wonder

Stevie: I picks this entry, fool.

*Entry is complained about*

I say, get a monkey to fling poo to pick the next entry. Hey, you never know, the templates may look better that way.

[/randomness]

EDIT: Why is the correct term for 'Poo' filtered?

[Dentafrice1]

I had to... Rofl.



I think I came across rather nicely...

Nice!

My quotes in there.. freewebs

[F32]

Lol at the Stevie Wonder bit

Excretion?

[ReviewDude]

Rhymes with 'Me, sees?'

And cheers Denta. I'll post the reply when I get it.