Your blonde moments...

[kerychuk]

Walked into a chair and said i was sorry and then forgetting what i was just talking about with my friend even though we were just talking 2 seconds before that

[Duck Hunt]

Well, I lost something and it was right in front of me

Rofl happens all the time

lol, when i look for my phone or car keys i spend a good 5 - 10 mins looking and I'm actually holding it / them.

Again, happens all the time

i am blonde so meh but anyway..
i ran the bath and forgot to put the plug in
i bought a iron and forgot to take plastic off bottom so i ironed plastic onto my shirt

PMSL never heard that one before

Omg, i am blonde. I permently have blonde moments. everyone always laughs at me.
i used to think sasauges wer made from chickens
and i thought tuna was
i was like "i only eat chicken" and everyone was like, wat ur eatin a tuna sandwich right now.
That went on for years cos nobody thought to tell me i was wrong they just giggled at me. :/
Im reaaaally gullible aswell. My mate told me on wed that its possible to drink through your nose so i put a straw up my nose and tried to nose drink some vodka and redbull.
Dont try it ;[
And i always read things wrong or mishear things so i repeat it to someone and then they start peeing themselves laughing
Im on a permenant blonde moment ;[


lol@that :]

Pmsl

Omg i always do that with french windows and stuff.
And i always push when it says pull and pull when it says push

Yep i do it all the time

Lol

My big sisters boyfriend was chasing me through the house at like 6 oclock in the morning 'cuz I got him out of bed. This was on holiday in America btw, and I ran straight into a glass door. Ran not walked into.
It hurt

I used to do that but now i stick my arm out to see if its glass and they ask me why im pushing on a sliding door

I thought dinosaurs weren't real and that jurrasic park invented them..?

Erm, I always do what someone else put *forgets who* where I'll finish off a drink, put the empty cup/mug/glass down, then a couple of minutes later pick it up again and attempt to drink out of it.

PMSL

were you lagging and clicking submit more than once?

and the person you were talking about is me btw


edit: another one i did recently, was going out for a cig, dropping it, picking it up without looking carefully, putting it in my mouth and lighting the wrong end

Ewwww

laughing randomly
thinking outloud
mixing up the first letters of 2 words like bam hurger
taking me 5 tries to type the word first in the 1 above
sometimes when i fart i scare myself

i think it was last week i went to go blow my nose but started to rub my eyes with the tissue so snot got everywhere on me

when i was at a place idk where the garbage said thank you on it so i said your welcome not knowing i did

Ewww PMSL

Walked into a chair and said i was sorry and then forgetting what i was just talking about with my friend even though we were just talking 2 seconds before that

Odd ;S

Ontopic: (Finally) One time i was at my grandmothers house for Thanksgiving and i asked for the salt to put on my turkey. So i pick up the salt and put it in my mouth while pouring my drink on my turkey i got laughed at

[Lozzoling]

lmao a lot of these are funny

i never realised this thread got lots of response

Edited by opensourcehost (Forum Moderator): Please don't bump old threads.