I think theres a maunual on this kind of stuff in TESCO for £5.99, It's usually for 1 - 3 year olds, telling them the wonders of potty training, should help you alot.
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Thread: Pooping problem [Serious]
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Originally Posted by Lord_Gig
LOLL!!!
Or stuff a hot pepper up your bum and then have a go! It will make the pain go away, and will also make a nice snack when you get hungry with the flavour of what you had for dinner yesterday combined with the hotness!
Last edited by Stephen; 26-09-2007 at 11:29 PM.
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Sorry I just have to post this, it was such good timing
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LMAO. Originally Posted by Wyked
Sorry I just have to post this, it was such good timing
sorry for bumping but it made me laugh. ]:
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His seriously constapaded. Originally Posted by velcro.
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09-10-2007, 08:49 PM #46
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what a crappy problem
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dude wth are you like 5? learn to use the toilet? how do you even go 2 days let alone 2 weeks? its impossible for a human to eat for 2 weeks and not take a dump, your intestines would burst and you would have a life threatening problem, go to the god damn doctor and learn to take a crap.
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Lol! Very good Originally Posted by Cod
what a crappy problem.
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12-10-2007, 04:40 PM #49
Eat loads of sweet which have loads of lazacitves.
Youll be ******** left right and center for like two days straightUsed to be GraysAthChaz
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12-10-2007, 11:26 PM #50
This is a condition, not a matter of intellect. I suggest you read the thread before making accusations of intelligence. Originally Posted by :Delirium
Last edited by Agesilaus; 12-10-2007 at 11:35 PM.
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