Make Me Laugh - Ends 20th June

[,Rachyy,]

Habbo Name:xoxrachaelxox
Forum Name:xoxrachaeloxo
Joke:
Julie had three kids and they always bothered her so one day she tryed some magazines to find solutions to the problem but nothing came to work. So she called her friend and her friend sugestid that she got a play pin so Julie thought that, that would be great. So she goes and buys one and she has it for 3 weeks and then her friend called to see how Julie was doing Julie said "Oh its great the kids dont bother me at all i just grab a bar of chocolate and a magazine and i sit in there for 3-5 hours a day and the kids dont bother me at all!"

[Soyers]

Habbo name: Soyers

Entry:

8:45am, Tuesday, June 7th.

I'm happily eating my breakfast with ma mere whilst watching good old reliable (the television from the stone age) when the phone rings, MDD (mother darling dearest) drops her fork and says 'Oh bother! Answer that will you? See who it is but say I am unavailable'
'Pip pip mum my love' I say as I am a brilliant daughter and very useful at answering phones and stuff. I put down my breakfast and bring the portable telephone into the living room and sit back down on the sofa.
I answer with a very calm intelligent accent 'Hello? Yes...Yes... no this isn’t she I’m afraid...uh huh.. uh huh' (At this point Mother is very interested and pauses mid chew) 'No no I’m sorry she isn’t around at the moment.. uh huh... well she’s out fishing in Canada.. uh huh for the Loch Ness Monster.. .. .. .. ..that’s in Scotland is it? Oh well I better hang up and let her know'
Mummy chokes on her toast

[Smiddy]

Habbo Name : smiddy1234
Competition Entry :

Whats Pink and Fluffy?
Pink Fluff!
Whats Blue and fluff?
No Not Blue Fluff, Pink Fluff Holding It's Breath! :rolleyes: :eusa_doh:

[2hd.]

why do cows sit down in the rain?

to keep each udder warm


classic....

[Mr.Himself]

Habbo Name: Mr.Himself

Joke: Why doesn't anyone play with tiger?

Answer: Cause he plays with POOH

[---MAD---]

you have to laugh at these 2 :
My joke:
How do chineese name their children?
They throw a tin can down the stair case: "chingchangbangyan"

How do sword fish name their children?
The couple have a sword fight: "swishcarshshick"

[Eamonn]

habbo name : laxativepolo2
Joke:
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?''


When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.

A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep.

Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!''

The Teacher fainted.

I know Missalice no comments and im sorry
But this isnt new or made up by him
Its off www.funnyjunk.com

Edited By MissAlice - Competitions Manager
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[MissAlice]

What a difficult choice! Some really good entries

Quite a variety, Mentor you are naughty, lol, but it was good, Steph=04= very entertaining, and Rarewolf is there any tippex on your screen, you best check :p

I love dumb jokes

Well done clearmint you may claim your prizes by sending a pm to Spectate here on the forum.

Your Prize: One HC Sofa & One Red Dragon Fire Lamp kindly donated by TooClose