I HATE jehovah witness's.

[Firehorse]

My mother has also taught me well to ignore them all and run up the stairs and duck if we see any.

Wise Words lol

[Grindie]

Today I was in a HUGE rush to get to work and I hear a knock at the door, and there were 2 people, a man and a woman, in their 40's standing in the door. They were dressed up and they were holding books and brochures, and I can see the red Toyota Corolla in the driveway, ~jehovah witness's~.

Usually I check to see who is at the door, but unfortuatly today I didn't. Usually when you see that red Toyota Corolla in the driveway, you hit the lights and duck (my mother taught me well).

I don't know if any of you people have experiences with the jehovah witness's, but they are this group of people that believe in something to do with god and they try and push it on you by comming to your house and crowding your personal space. When I answered the door, they were like hello and I was like hello (trying to be nice, while in the of my mind I was like **** ****). I didn't have the time or patients for this today. I thought I could get a brochure, look interested and they would leave. WRONG, not only were they like RIGHT in my face, he was like wierd, like a pedo? I was like omg am I gettin raped today or what! I made up some excuse that I was baking and it was probably burning, so they let me go with a brochure.

GRRRR DO YOU HAVE THESE PEOPLE WHERE YOU LIVE?

haha i was taught to do that too!

[Jordy]

In RE Lessons opts not to participate so he just sits at the back doing whatever he wants on the computer. I don't want to learn about other Religions, but it's compulsory education in Key Stage Key 3, so I just listen and respect other people's views, or generally chat and argue with the Teacher over why didn't God help the Jew's in the second world war, I'll leave that to another day.

He's such a dumb-bo this jobo (Jehova Witness), all he does is search 'Good cars' on Google Images and gets up to about page 32 by the end of the lesson. I could actually make good use of going on a computer during RE Lessons, I want to do a IT-Related job when I'm older, he wants to be a mechanic? I surely could use my time better, but no I'm stuck in RE while he's on Google Images

It's no fun for them anyway, no Christmas, no Birthdays (Dunno why), no contraception and no choking the chicken. Resulting in loads of money you'd think? But no they all have huge families with about 6 kids so that money saved from xmas and b-days is spent on them, along with a boring and crappy life.

[Firehorse]

In RE Lessons opts not to participate so he just sits at the back doing whatever he wants on the computer. I don't want to learn about other Religions, but it's compulsory education in Key Stage Key 3, so I just listen and respect other people's views, or generally chat and argue with the Teacher over why didn't God help the Jew's in the second world war, I'll leave that to another day.

He's such a dumb-bo this jobo (Jehova Witness), all he does is search 'Good cars' on Google Images and gets up to about page 32 by the end of the lesson. I could actually make good use of going on a computer during RE Lessons, I want to do a IT-Related job when I'm older, he wants to be a mechanic? I surely could use my time better, but no I'm stuck in RE while he's on Google Images

It's no fun for them anyway, no Christmas, no Birthdays (Dunno why), no contraception and no choking the chicken. Resulting in loads of money you'd think? But no they all have huge families with about 6 kids so that money saved from xmas and b-days is spent on them, along with a boring and crappy life.

couldn't agree with you more lol. What a loser looking at cars on google images!

[Niall!]

I just say "I don't give a **** " and close the door.. I mean, what are they gonna do, bomb your house?

[Firehorse]

*Death Note's internet mysteriously goes offline...* lol

[Roboevil]

I tell them I practice satanism.

[e5]

You might not have seen/heard of them before so they try to get you to join LOL

[Niall!]

I tell them I practice satanism.

I laughed. Hard.

[Jericho]

My mum uses the "NO SORRY" treatment and just closes the door.

We are christian, so dont expect us to all sit round they're campfire like "zomg ur religun is fun".

As Jordy said, they must have quite a boring time.. and err, choking the chicken bit.. *whistles*