Tea & crumpets

[drama]

if anyone says: go eat some crumpets etc to me i just say: Go eat yourself to an early grave :S

[Jam]

I was playing grifball and this american was argueing with a fellow UK'ian on my team, so I butted in. I got told to go eat my "crimpit". I then repeativly said crimpit then said "Its called a crumpet you r----d".

Then he screamed down the microphone shouting "Shut the f--k up" while I laughed my head off.

[awelsh]

we had the best american insult thrown at us yesterday, group of 5 of my mates. Some american guy just goes "Go die you 3 nippled come shark" funny as hell.

[bizzle]

When i get my headset im just gonna say
Shut the **** up you yanki ****

[benjamin]

I get the same and I'm from Oxford lol.

When they ask where I live, they automaticly think I'm posh and got a rich family =S. They're soo stereotypical when it comes to doing british accents. Same with us to them really.

[Pyroka]

on the topic of tea and crumpets, can i have some? one is most parched.

god the americans would orgasm over that you know. thats why im going to become a regular youtuber. it's always americans and australians so lets get a cool UK boy who does tons of random crap. woo hoo.

ontopic: i like tea and crumpets!

[Viruz]

Lmao i hate Americans but not all just bout 80% this one kid was like you british cigerette i was like im not british and he was like you so are you have the accent i was like you aret-ard and then he was like you british need to brush your teeth i was quite confused by this because americans pay like 10 grand to have their teeth whitend where the british are like screw you and your fake looks. any americans explain this too me why you talk so much trash???????

[Tink]

Uhh this american dude asked me to "Bobba off and drink tea" 'cause i twas poking him :>

I said "NO YOU EAT BURGERS ANIMAL KILLER"

Im a veggie btw lol. :eusa_danc

[Tink]

Lmao i hate Americans but not all just bout 80% this one kid was like you british cigerette i was like im not british and he was like you so are you have the accent i was like you aret-ard and then he was like you british need to brush your teeth i was quite confused by this because americans pay like 10 grand to have their teeth whitend where the british are like screw you and your fake looks. any americans explain this too me why you talk so much trash???????

OMG I So Agree. This american noob said on Y!A (Ano Im Sad) We need to brush our teeth so i answered the question and said "You americans need to brush yours" They also called us british "FAT" When most fast food restaurants was introduced to us by Americans.Time for WAR.:eusa_wall

Edited by Nick- (Forum Administrator): Please do not double post.

[Viruz]

best way to shut an american up say "you were conceived in mcdonalds and your father is ronald mcdonald" they are so taken back by it.