We're all dead (Large Hadron Collider)

[Stacey.]

It's weird that it isn't on the news now. They love creating moral panics..

[Ezzie.]

Nothing would happen if a black hole was created, a black hole establishes itself by drawing in everything around it.. so in a vacuum sealed room it would collapse in on it's own gravity.

Thus.. the world is saved.. tada!

Seriously.. CERN are complete geniuses, I think they know what they're doing.